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She should pick a dark horse: Former Indiana Rep. Tim Roemer. He opposed NAFTA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana%27s_3rd_congressional_district

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_J._Roemer#Congress

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Could have been taken from a seven year-old's assignment on presidents.

Yeah, he should have namedropped Chester A. Arthur to reach out to the autistic forum poster demographic.

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Context.

Weekend show at 8:00 AM on MSNBC. She has editors from Vice Magazine and Vox on and they'll talk about how President Trump sucks and how the poo emoji is inherently racist.

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I'm neutral on the issue. It's overused. Liberals use it to promote an agenda. Frankly, I'm tired of hearing about it. Some Democrats want to slow down or even ban heterosexual marriage,  and it doesn't make news. SSM is a stupid,  boring topic and the media needs to stop discussing the issue.

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Educated, wealthy (yet humble!) liberals have invaded and made the state better.  This is, you see, the only reason any state votes Democrat, and it will eventually happen everywhere except for a select few designated hellholes (current draft includes WV, KY, TN, AR, OK; LA is up in the air, depends on how much fun DWS has in New Orleans on her next trip) the DNC shall designate as Republican holdouts.

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Hitler was a vegetarian dog-lover who liked to paint, so IMO he's closer to Jill Stein IMO

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Bill Clinton's multi-million dollar donations to the Clinton Foundation allowed him to gain disproportionate access to Hillary Clinton, with reports of them being in the same room as each other on multiple occasions during each fiscal year of her tenure as secretary of state.  Their wanton, pay-for-play corruption knows no bounds.  #lockherup

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Economic anxiety of course.

Context.

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"if you weren't brtd, would you make ever effort to become brtd?"

BRtD: yes

Don't be silly, if BRTD was born deaf-mute in 18th-century Dhaka he'd obviously find his way to a Minneapolis studio apartment and a collection of Jawbreaker band shirts, and it would definitely be through the power of Christ

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I'm laughing way too hard at these.

The wife of a socialist is a socialist by association.

Also, the rule of "socialism by association" is thus:

Anyone who is improperly associated with Bernie Sanders is a socialist. If you at any point supported him for president, you're a socialist. Anyone he supported at any time before they won their party's nomination, and those related to such people, is also a socialist. Anyone related to him or anyone who supported him for president is also a socialist. People that were not endorsed by Sanders until they reached their respective general election are not socialists. Therefore, Hillary Clinton is not a socialist.

Wulfric, a staunch anti-socialist has a question to ask you -- do you consider Collin Peterson (noted Bernie endorser, but generally considered to be one of the most right-wing remaining Democrats in the House) to be a socialist?

Yes. He endorsed Sanders for president. Only a socialist would endorse a socialist presidential candidate.

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48-44 Hillary (the numbers with decimals in the crosstabs are closer to 3 though)

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Clinton is outperforming Obama 12. Trump's only hope is that Bubba has his friends and parent-siblings packed in his tailgate like sardines when he heads to the polls.

Live shot of the Clan McCoy of East Bumblefuk, WV on their way to vote for Mister Donald J. Trump!