Pity the immigration judges....

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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2092-1859069,00.html

'Judges hear from political activists who claim to be Zimbabwean but can speak none of the country’s languages, from Indian men who eat beef and from the Chinese “Catholic” who asked to remain here on religious grounds. In cross-examination she could identify neither Jesus nor the Bible. When asked how long she had been a Catholic she replied, “Two weeks.'

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That is hilarious. It's like i asked some kid who claimed to be Mexican if he knew the National Anthem, he couldn't respond. LOL

The difference is that no one would ever be dumb enough to immigrate to Mexico.

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Too bad gringos aren't smart enough to figure that not everyone likes them. You know, GringoLandia is not the only destination for migrants.

Anyways I was posting SERIOUSLY in this thread, and you come in and pull your draconian ass on me! WTF?!!

Eww.  Why are you going around looking at my draconian ass?