Comedy Goldmine V: A Tribute to Delayed Sequels with Over-the-Hill Actors

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This whole thread especially the original post: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=75989.0

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I found Duke's Giuliani hackery in those just as amusing like how his 6th place finish in Michigan was part of some sort of master plan.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

No (R)

Look at the author.

I think he may have taken too much of a food that didn't agree with him. Or something.

I can assure you that, for now, I am a Republican.  I may end up as an Independent, but for the moment, I have left the Democratic Party.

Why do people find it so hard to believe that I have left the Democratic Party, and, at the very least, become an Independent?

Because of what you were saying about Obama and Hillary only two days ago?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Ben, you don't want to bring that one up.

Why not?

You were 6 in 2000.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

8 points is still a solid win, its hard to think a state will swing that hard one way in 4 years

Six states did it in 2004, and twenty-seven in 2000.  It's not exactly "hard to think".

Thinking is always hard for DWTL.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

BRTD "facts"

Here's an obvious fact: If Obama were a Muslim he would not be the major party of any nominee for President. Nor would even be a major candidate, and would unlikely even be a US Senator. The simple fact that Obama is this close to being President alone is enough proof he is not a Muslim.

Two years ago, I'm sure BRTD would argue that a Muslim would never be elected to the U.S. House, too! Ironically, BRTD's Congressman is the only Muslim in the U.S. House.

Yes, and he got only 55% with a third party candidate getting almost 20% (the votes from people who would never vote for a Muslim or a Republican.) What does that tell you? If the rest of the US was like MN-05 (oh how wonderful would that be!) this example might be valid, but it's blatantly obvious no Muslim could be elected President today and if Obama was a Muslim he would have absolutely no chance whatsoever.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

BRTD "facts"

Here's an obvious fact: If Obama were a Muslim he would not be the major party of any nominee for President. Nor would even be a major candidate, and would unlikely even be a US Senator. The simple fact that Obama is this close to being President alone is enough proof he is not a Muslim.

Two years ago, I'm sure BRTD would argue that a Muslim would never be elected to the U.S. House, too! Ironically, BRTD's Congressman is the only Muslim in the U.S. House.

Yes, and he got only 55% with a third party candidate getting almost 20% (the votes from people who would never vote for a Muslim or a Republican.) What does that tell you? If the rest of the US was like MN-05 (oh how wonderful would that be!) this example might be valid, but it's blatantly obvious no Muslim could be elected President today and if Obama was a Muslim he would have absolutely no chance whatsoever.

Uh...he's still an elected Muslim and it's still not a "fact" that a Muslim wouldn't be elected President.

Remember people that said a black man couldn't be elected?

OK, so if I got elected in MN-05 (which I could, I would beat any Republican here simply because I'd have "DFL" next to my name), that means I could be elected President?

BRTD "facts"

Here's an obvious fact: If Obama were a Muslim he would not be the major party of any nominee for President. Nor would even be a major candidate, and would unlikely even be a US Senator. The simple fact that Obama is this close to being President alone is enough proof he is not a Muslim.

Two years ago, I'm sure BRTD would argue that a Muslim would never be elected to the U.S. House, too! Ironically, BRTD's Congressman is the only Muslim in the U.S. House.

Wrong.

What's wrong about it? My commentary or BRTD's nonsense "facts?"

Your commentary. More specifically that I have the only Muslim Congressman in the country.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

OK, so if I got elected in MN-05 (which I could, I would beat any Republican here simply because I'd have "DFL" next to my name), that means I could be elected President?

Do you understand logic?

I said not long ago you would argue that a Muslim couldn't serve in both the House and the Senate. We have one in the House. What's stopping one from being elected to the Senate?

The fact that there is no state demographically similar to a district that has elected a Muslim.

To the Presidency? You really are an absolutely dumbass.

This should be obvious. If a Muslim could be elected why are people spreading the Muslim lie? It'd be worthless if it didn't hurt Obama!

Remember that only 60% of the population said in some poll they'd ever be willing to vote for a Muslim, and considering how people often lie in polls like that...

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Who are the other Muslim Congressmen?

Andre Carson

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The Owning of an Idiot - https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=77881.0

Owning of an idiot? YOu mean this:?

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=77715.msg1597869#msg1597869

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I found this pretty funny because of the serious and unironic analysis he gives of Walter's troll post:

CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE!!1111

Shouldn't NY, MD, MN, ME and maybe even IA be >60%, with VT and HI at >70%?  Why on earth would SC be at 40% and NC at 50%?  That also brings up another point; don't you think NC and LA will flip before MS and AR?  Oh, and isn't it NE CD2, (the middle square, not the left one,) that would be most likely to go Democratic?  I'm sorry, but clearly you didn't want this map to be taken seriously.

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GOD BLESS THOSE WHO HAVE TO ARE SERVING IN THE U.S. MILITARY. (This includes my friend John McCain.)

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The following are untrue:
He does not accept funds and donations from liberal PAC's or Washington lobbyist firms.  He doesn't stop them from doing their own thing, but he doesn't get involved in dirty attacks.
He has not belittled Sen. John McCain, but has praised his heroic and military service.
He does not support abortion. (WTF he supports abortion)
Why didn't he stick with his original name of Barry?  It would have helped squash the whole "Is he a Muslim" controversy.  As it is, he has a Jewish name (Barack) and an Islamic name (Hussein).

The following are too broad to have comment or cannot be proven way or the other:
He supports the freedom of religion.
He supports the Christian church.
He seems to be very willing to work with the Republicans in the Congress to get things accomplished.


This has to be a joke, James and TexasDumbass are rubbing off on you too much

I ask you never to insult her like that again.