Interesting things I just learned

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

1-My soon-to-be State Senator is Senate Majority Leader. My previous State Senator was Majority Leader prior to 2004. Good thing.
2-My soon-to-be State Representative supports lowering the voting age to 12, imposing a tax on breast implants and has been fined and done community service for vandalizing GOP campaign material. No I'm not making this up.

Of course there's a good chance I won't be able to vote for either since I'll be moving again in June and possibly to a different part of Minneapolis. But what a combo.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Kahn
http://cosmeticsurgerytruth.blogspot.com/2007_02_01_archive.html

Look about two entries down on the blog.

And doesn't imposing a tax on breast implants make your experience at strip clubs, how should I put it, a little less titillating.

I hate strippers with fake boobs and will usually refuse to get a dance from one even if they are otherwise hot.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Kahn
http://cosmeticsurgerytruth.blogspot.com/2007_02_01_archive.html

Look about two entries down on the blog.

And doesn't imposing a tax on breast implants make your experience at strip clubs, how should I put it, a little less titillating.

I hate strippers with fake boobs and will usually refuse to get a dance from one even if they are otherwise hot.

Then you must get few dances.

No. Texas and NYC strip clubs must be different from Minnesota ones then (not a shocker though)

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Strange thing is a comment I read from her in the paper on the bill that legalized ticket scalping in Minnesota, of which she was one of the primary sponsors. She called the anti-ticket scalping law "socialist interference with the free market"

Sounds kind of out of character, but maybe she was just reaching for more Republican support.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

No. Texas and NYC strip clubs must be different from Minnesota ones then (not a shocker though)

I hate strippers with fake boobs and will usually refuse to get a dance from one even if they are otherwise hot.

Then you must get few dances.

Maybe the women there are so fat, they don't have to get breast implants to have big boobs.

(quote abridged)

Maybe the men there are so sane, pretty girls don't have to get breast implants to get customers.

Correct!