How close do you live to a stripclub?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

1.7 miles according to Google Maps.

I'm sure BRTD would see it as the crown jewel of the neighborhood.

If it's a good club, yes.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I have absolutely no idea.

What's your zip code?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

9 miles away in Ronkonkoma. It's called Forbidden Fruit.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

There might be one in San Jose or northern Alameda County.

WAY more than one. 27 in a 30 mile radius.

I have absolutely no idea.

But there's probably one in downtown, less than a mile away.

Nope. Closest is in Fairview. But there's a sh!tload less than 10 miles away in NYC.