America's 100 Fastest-Growing suburbs: 2000-2006

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

And what do you know, they all suck.

One of the Minnesota ones is home to a religious-based bank where the staff offer to pray with you when you take out loans. No, I am not making this up.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Southaven is such a craphole! Plus, it's right next to a really bad part of Memphis, thereby defeating the entire purpose of living in the suburbs. It's definately going to be a ghetto in 20 years.

Currently has lower than average crime.