Have you ever "attended" church drunk/high?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I put "attended" in quotes because I'm counting Covid online church services too.

Because with those...I have. Drunk was frankly pretty worthless, I just had to constantly keep going to the bathroom. Maybe if it was more fitting music. And high...eh didn't really do much for me. It just felt like watching if I was sleepy.

Granted being drunk might be more fun at an in-person church where I can socially mingle afterwards. Actually come to think of it I did go once like buzzed in like 2012. I drive to church now so unless I get a ride sometime it's not really an option...

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Petition for BRTD's church to excommunicate him for bringing the Devil's lettuce into their nice Christian community

LOL@thinking that: 1-We "excommunicate" people and 2-that we would even care.