Noah's Ark

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

A massive flood of some type probably did happen. Do I believe in the story literally? No. One rather obvious hole in it: What did the carniverous animals eat while on board?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

That works if you choose to reject all science and believe in fundie literalist garbage that flies in the face of all science and logic today, along with that evolution never happens and that the Earth is 6000 years old. Luckily my church is enlightened enough not to.