Breaking news from Sioux Falls!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Two car bombs have gone off in the city aimed at city government targets occupied by the seccesionist forces. 2 hours later an armored van drove by a guard checkpoint spraying fire, killing 2 seccesionist militia forces.

A message was then sent: "We, the Revolutionary Armed Forces of the Midwest, shall not allow our region, or any part of it, to fall to a libertarian right wing regime. We shall fight until the destruction of the seccesionist goals, or the toppling of this regime and it's reasorbment into Atlasia and its replacement by a socialist People's Republic of the Midwest."

Officials believe this group is based out of Minnesota. The group has requested for financial and military aid from the government of Atlasia to aid their counterrevolutionary efforts.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

What if we offer free passes to strip clubs in exchange for a truce from the "counter revolutionaries"? I've got one in mind in the Southeast, right next door to The best little whorehouse in Texas! Come on down, BRTD and see the best our Southern Hospitality has to offer.

sure, my troops could use some R & R. They are also staking out Minnesotan strip clubs to defend them from seccesionist forces. No strip club shall fall!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

They don't fight, at least not all do, if any volunteer we'll take them! They're just raising morale for our troops, who are now working as extra security for all Minnesota strip clubs. We also have plans to seize the South Dakota strip club Racehorses.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

You read the "in exchange for" part, right?

A truce is fine. We have no problems or hostilities with the southeast.

BRTD, I am very disappointed in you

We're on your side, governor. We shall enter into collusion with the Midwest national guard if requested by Governor Jas.