What are you doing to celebrate Loyalty Day?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

As always, yesterday I refused to recite the pledge, and today will be no different. My loyalty is to myself alone, and my continued cooperation with the government of the United States remains conditional upon ours being a satisfactorily arrangement of mutual-benefit.

I dare you - sincerely I do dare you - to try and reject this 'arrangement of mutual-benefit'.

LOLZ, Gully is using radical libertarian talking points.