Update Season VI - "A New Day Dawning"

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The ideal job for Bushie would be to be a minister. It's really not taxing work in the least, especially for a country minister, and even if you have to perform weddings and funerals, you're still the boss. Other people do the heavy-lifting. Bushie could watch TV all day, read his Bible, and prepare sermons. Why wouldn't he want to do that?

Aside from what shua said (and the "not taxing work in the least" comment belongs in the Deluge) you must also consider that Bushie is

a morbidly obese unemployed man who lives in his parents house and passes the time watching television, consuming junk food, soda, and pornography, and posting the inane details of his his life on the internet

He's not particularly charismatic or inspiring in the slightest.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I wonder if Bushie posting his full name and entire life (well his version of it) on the internet has any impact on his employment status. One would have to assume so.

He's kind of lucky that his name is so common and generic, but this thread and its predecessors are easily findable from information posted on his Facebook, I tested it out myself and did so. And really even ignoring everything else, obsessively blogging every mundane detail of your life is something that no employer wants in a potential employee.