How many of the Ten Commandments do you know by heart?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Unsurprisingly I got them all. I have an uncanny ability for memorizing things like that, sort of like how I have memorized how every stated has voted in every election for the past 40 years at least, and memorized basically the entire employee handbook and internal knowledge base at work (which is why I was selected to assist with training.)