The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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Human rights, obviously, Al.  I'm curious, are you anatomically correct?

How nice to hear that you care about those now. As for your question, I think so, yes. I do have (proportionately) small hands and feet though. You?

Well, no.. rather the converse proportions prevail in my case, Al, but it wasn't the size of your dear parts I was getting at, but rather whether they existed at all.  You do realize that most male humans do masturbate, and that looking at a pretty picture or an interesting fillum can aid in this healthful and necessary practice?

Now opebo can delete his.

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We should just have an RSS bot that automatically posts every Professor in here.

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Yes

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This may have been a bit of a swipe at me, but it was still funny:

Feminists must archive the Forum Community in order to break gender stereotypes and prove that any group of people can act like middle school girls.

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Gustaf is proving why people accuse him of having no sense of humor (especially with the Stalin comment.)

in real life, Gustaf has a great sense of humor.  he has a group of six or eight friends that come over for tea and cupcakes 3x weekly, and they double over laughing until time disappears.  he also is respected by his co-workers, who also enjoy his comedy, while admiring his ability to separate in from the sphere of hard work with such grace, one would be convinced he'd flipped some internal switch.

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That one was great but would fit better here: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=134914.0

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Like most of his posts this is even better in context:

I often wonder if some of you are even trying to get girls

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You forgot that black guy, didn't you?  Cain or McCain, something like that?  He must be a Southron Babdist.

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They're all Dittos mimicking Magikarps.

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lulz

Only Bushie can use "vote for the person" reasoning and come up with Mitt Romney as the best choice.

That'd be more appropriate for a hypothetical "brutal truth" mine.

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A Republican attack ad that might not be God's honest truth? Excuse me while I clutch my pearls in shock.

You know, I thought of opening the thread just to type something along those lines, but decided it wasn't worth it as I would have to crossread it to see if the joke had been done already and I couldn't bear to read the presumably inane serious replies.

The closest thing to a serious reply there is Ernest who just pointed out that by Romney's standards you can't blame Newt directly for the ad, so it's not as bad as expected.

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The last bit in that post was far better and got sigged.

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See Phil is obviously being ironic and...

Take it easy for the day, my friend. We are almost in March so preparation for the 4th of July is just around the corner.

Around the corner?  AROUND THE CORNER??   If it weren't for Kenya and focusing a lot of attention on that, I would be starting the preparation for the 4th of July NOW!!!!! or at least Memorial Day and Father's Day!  

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Oh Christ, what is your goal, to turn the boy into a Gay?

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The best thing about that map is how a quarter of the United States population is on the moon and the overall size of the Electoral College still doesn't change.

Or how Wyoming is the second largest state after the moon.

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2 - it takes a lot to offend me.  But I'm sure I get offended every once in a while.

From Captain Profanity? Wow.

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many coincidences are not coincidences.  NY is the most gerrymanderd state in the country and any fair redistricting effort would lead to more Republican or Conservative  representation.  therefore it is not surprising that a website that was created by a very big liberal would shut down for the first time on the day that NY allowed any individual to submit a map.

A far better candidate for the Deluge.

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many coincidences are not coincidences.  NY is the most gerrymanderd state in the country and any fair redistricting effort would lead to more Republican or Conservative  representation.  therefore it is not surprising that a website that was created by a very big liberal would shut down for the first time on the day that NY allowed any individual to submit a map.

A far better candidate for the Deluge.

I generally try to use the Deluge for posts that offend or upset me and the Institute for ones that amuse me no matter how unintentionally.

Well pretty much every post that guy makes would fit in at least one of them based on that criteria (and all would also fit well in a hypothetical "Horrible spelling and grammar goldmine" to boot.)

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Nothing screams "adequately neutral-smelling for an office job in Memphis" like "lives in Ithaca, has a DUI conviction, and knows Boss Tweed".

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This sort of throws cold water on the skeptics who scoffed at that Virginia poll that showed him up by 17%.

Nope, it just shows that Putrid Propaganda Polling is push polling again.

...Do you know the definition of "push polling?"  Because your phrasing implies that you don't.

This sort of throws cold water on the skeptics who scoffed at that Virginia poll that showed him up by 17%.

Nope, it just shows that Putrid Propaganda Polling is push polling again.

you really have your own little safe bubble alternative reality don't you? It must make life easier.

Irony.

...Do you know the definition of "irony?"  Because your phrasing implies that you don't.

Holy sh**t, "CaDan" might be the worst fuc*ing poster since CARLHAYDEN

You missed quite a few in your absence, such as Libertas, Derek, SvensonRS, feeblepizza, Rochambeau and the individual that we refer to only as "a certain Bakersfield resident". Hell I think you even missed Straha (not that I would consider him a bad poster obviously) and Robert Stark. But CaDan probably wins for the past year, and would make the top 10 for the past 5 years.

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Damn The Professor has been on a roll lately:

According to CNN in North Dakota w/ 6% in

Santorum- 52%
Paul- 21%
Romney- 15%
Gingrich- 11%

No county map though. I'd say it's a few rural districts in which the caucuses lasted 5 minutes.

Don't bash rural districts. Their caucuses may have only lasted 5 minutes but that's a lot longer than you can last.

Wasserman: trouble for Kaptur
Cleveland turnout double that of Toledo.  




Go dennis!

Helms Deep shall not fall!

Helms Deep is in Rohan, not Ohio. I suggest you retake Geography.

So given what we have so far what does everyone think will happen in Ohio?

Keep in mind I am a professor so I know more than the average person in this topic.

The problem for Santorum is the three major cities (Columbus, Cleveland and Cincinnati) + their suburbs have not really come in yet. This is prime territory for the Mormon.

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The question I don't understand is how they make a case. To appeal to the federal court they would have to argue that they are a racial or language minority. Religion is not covered by the 15th amendment, and probably by the 1st amendment it can't be used.

Imagine getting it up to the Supreme Court and arguing it in front of the current roster of the Justices ))

Justice Ginsburg: "Would, say, some of us present here be considered a part of the same protected minority".

NY Jew: "With all due respect, justice, I would say that this minority is defined not merely in terms of ancestral usage of Yiddish, but in terms of current cultural practice and personal identification".

Justice Kagan "Are you suggesting that myself and Justice Ginsburg are not Jewish?"

NY Jew: "I wouldn't say that. But, the self-hating Jews might as well be considered anti-semites, and, so, definitely, would not be part of the protected minority. Then, of course, come to think about this, as the example of Bob Turner shows, Justice Scalia might well be part of it".

I just can imagine it. It would be a great show )

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Didn't realise that Occupiers were so pro-Santorum.

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Tory, count yourself lucky no one is proposing what we all know needs to be done.

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Yes, the chairman of the Connecticut for Lieberman Party has actually called for Lieberman to resign his Senate seat.