Your visited states

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Red: Visited
Blue: Visited, but not since adulthood
Green: Visited but for less than a day.

While I actually went to malls and saw stuff in Virginia and Maryland, Missouri barely counts, my parents just crossed the state line to basically say we were there and then went back. They basically did the same thing with Indiana back when I went there (to Gary and back), but of course Dude Fest has made it so I've actually stayed there.

Counties:

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

We should do a what states have you had sex in (or not).

Red: Have
Blue: Future possibilities

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Red: Visited
Blue: Visited, but not since adulthood
Green: Visited but for less than a day.

While I actually went to malls and saw stuff in Virginia and Maryland, Missouri barely counts, my parents just crossed the state line to basically say we were there and then went back. They basically did the same thing with Indiana back when I went there (to Gary and back), but of course Dude Fest has made it so I've actually stayed there.

Counties:

Well, that certainly explains a lot about your vastly underdeveloped point of view...

Says the guy whose never been west of Tennessee.