In the meantime he's downloading some album torrents to listen to during it.
Illegal per the DMCA, if the music is copyrighted.But I never said it was. It's also possible he already owned it, I've downloaded plenty of music I owned on vinyl. That's legal.
Also illegal if it's copyrighted and he's not downloading from the actual website. Would also be illegal if he's under 18 (I knew some college freshmen that were 17!).Good point here, though there's no evidence it's copyrighted.
Illegal if the girl was actually underage.Actually I think if he was unaware he wouldn't be charged (assuming he was somehow caught which makes it moot.)
Possibly illegal, if he's underage, depending on the state's law.Yeah I'll get to this later.
There's a crime here if anyone at the party was drinking underage (and if the music was loud enough to violate local ordinances)Same.
Possibly illegal, depending on the state/locality's public indecency laws.It's a private party, so no.
Providing alcohol to a minor/contributing to the delinquency of a minorHere's what I was referring to before. At least one member is under 21, but we don't know which one. One has alcohol at home, the other has drank some, we don't know if the underage one has had any alcohol.
This is public indecency or whatever if he actually did it.True.
Illegal to have alcohol in the non-alcoholic club. Possibly also public drunkenness, maybe?The first part is true, but the last part at least isn't enforced in Minnesota considering the bachelor parties I see coming to non-alcoholic clubs.
I don't think alone constitutes it.
Public indecency, if any of her naughty bits were showing through the glassProbably yeah, but I know of one club here that would be breaking the law all the time if that was actually enforced...
Yeah I think this might qualify.
Littering, if they left the bottle.Caught it, yep.
Violates whatever laws govern strip clubs; possibly prostitution as well since he presumably payed for the lap dance.Wouldn't be prostitution in Minnesota, might count as something like "public indecency" though, not that it matters since clubs aren't policed, at least not in Minneapolis.
Exiting the vehicle to inspect the accident while remaining in the intersection might be a violation of those traffic laws that require you to remove an accident vehicle from the flow of traffic if it's not too damaged. Good point, I wasn't thinking of this. BTW this is based off an event that actually happened to me, but I'm lax on reporting things like that.
Also, the other driver committed a hit and run because he left before it was really acceptable for him to do so. He'd also have to do an improper lane change to get around the car in front of him.
True.
Violation of whatever laws govern massage parlors, certainly, plus prostitution probably.Nope, not necessarily. 100% legal in Minnesota unless prohibited by local laws (which is not the case in Minneapolis).
No proof any money was actually exchanged though. For all we know the masseuse's boyfriend/husband just opted to give her a surprise visit or something.