BRTD Parody Thread

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I am Protestant. Ireland are Catholic. Therefore I hate them. Also, de Valera was the worst person. evar.

Uh, outside of the Protestant part that could easily describe you, who has been pretty anti-de Valera to boot.

I'd march on Washington, but only to protest the District's draconian strip club laws!

They're really bad? I heard it had quite a few really good ones.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I am Protestant. Ireland are Catholic. Therefore I hate them. Also, de Valera was the worst person. evar.

Uh, outside of the Protestant part that could easily describe you, who has been pretty anti-de Valera to boot.

I'd march on Washington, but only to protest the District's draconian strip club laws!

They're really bad? I heard it had quite a few really good ones.

No lapdances, strippers aren't allowed to touch clients, no one under the age of 21, etc.  Usual stuff, just thought that you would probably consider it draconian.

That is pretty bad. If I lived in DC I guess I'd be visiting Maryland a bunch.

That's hardly usual stuff either, no such clubs in Minnesota (outside of a 21 minimum age if they serve alcohol of course.)

Barack Obama is trying to be a moderate hero. I wish Kucinich won in '08.

Bush is a fascist. Gore is scum. Kerry is scum. Oh, do I miss the days of good liberals like McGovern!

Dude, I don't think you've been reading my posts much.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

What was with Rochambeau's here?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Actually Libertas supports two of those anyway.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

That is so bad. I would never EVER say "herp derp"

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Most of these are basically the Friedberg and Seltzer style "parody" of me. Sensei, King and the RIP the 90s guy are the only ones who pulled off ones that come close to good satire (well the first one from the RIP the 90s guy, I would never make a poll about Queen.) Why did no one bother with my names? They're probably the easiest target.

And yes Vander Blubb had a better one earlier.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

WalterMitty of all people got a decent one off once.

Something like "if i see a poll titled "should joe lieberman be hung for being a bush whore?" by "my soul weeps for tuesday", i know who it is."

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

"How would you redraw MN-06?  In my view, the district needs to be redrawn so that there isn't a single strip club in it.  I don't want to have to dirty myself in an area represented by Michelle Bachmann."

Actually the district currently isn't so far off from that, you just have to remove St. Cloud. Do so and you would have removed all strip clubs from it. Almost all strip clubs in Minnesota are in MN-01, MN-05 or MN-08.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Actually you don't even have to remove St. Cloud, turns out the strip clubs over there are north of the city in Rice and an unincorporated area.

A strip club free MN-06: