convert him to LDS you get +5000 YaBB God points
There's a internet caption about the 2012 election that I can't find the photo for, but the joke goes something like this:
Obama: Hey Mitt, I've decided that it's time for a Mormon President.
Romney: Great! when do I star-
Obama: My baptism is on Friday.
*last photo is of Obama grinning combined with Romney looking down and frowning*
Also, thanks, but no thanks; we've already got the most powerful senator in America, even if he is kinda terrible.
If the republicans actually do retake the senate, he's in line to become President Pro Tempore of the Senate.