A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "Why the long face?" The horse unable to speak English sh*ts on the floor and leaves.
How did the fat guy survive the airplane crash? He didn't. He died just like everyone else.
If Dave has 50 chocolate bars and eats 45, what does he have left? Diabetes, Dave has Diabetes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't. I have no valid reason to do that.
These are straight copied from Anti-Joke Cat on twitter, find out more here:
https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat
