The only “news” is that someone, with contacts to the Kerry Campaign, committed a felony by forging government documents. That forgery was used by a major network in an attempt to bring down the office of the President of the United States during a time of war.
Exactly. Bush's service in the Guard isn't a new story, nor was it all that damning, anyway. If it's proven that CBS was a knowing contributor to attempts to influence an election, THAT's a big story.
And anyway, Claudius didn't have a secretary...