An invitation to BushOK in his hour of need

[J-Mann]

I won't be going to Thailand or to China, but I do plan to go to Kenya.  A failed Utah experiment made me realize my calling is not in the Wasatch Mountains of Utah, but in the Safari of East Africa.  I lost sight of that for a few weeks.  My dad really encouraged me earlier today that now I haven't lost my Kenya trip this next March.  I also still have the plans to test the Kenya environment in March 2014 and hopefully move there in March 2015.

I will happily interview you for any open position my company has, and our average salary is around $44,000 (read: more than you'd get anywhere else with your history and skill set). You could even be a part of a paid internship program where you could learn any number of different skills.

My stipulations are that you knock off the following of your nonsensical whims that have gotten you into so many ridiculous situations, settle into a legitimate job with a legitimate career path, and accept mentorship from me or another successful individual of my choosing (and place the advice of those who have blindly supported every oafish, bumbling move you've made in the last few years a distant second).

[J-Mann]

I will happily interview you for any open position my company has, and our average salary is around $44,000 (read: more than you'd get anywhere else with your history and skill set). You could even be a part of a paid internship program where you could learn any number of different skills.

My stipulations are that you knock off the following of your nonsensical whims that have gotten you into so many ridiculous situations, settle into a legitimate job with a legitimate career path, and accept mentorship from me or another successful individual of my choosing (and place the advice of those who have blindly supported every oafish, bumbling move you've made in the last few years a distant second).

I'm interested, keep going.  where are these positions located.  please tell me more.

This would be a general interview ... with nothing more promised or guaranteed ... to assess whether or not you could be a fit for any of our needs. What you would get out of it is the beginning of well-grounded mentorship and advice, and a detailed personality profile to help me walk you through major drivers in your life, major stresses and motivators. Even if my company has nothing for you, you'll come away from the experience with several hours' worth of my time, business consultation and advice ... for free. And I ain't usually cheap.