Despite what the neoliberal spinster propagandist Flo claims, my running mate is Comrade Oakvale. Flo will of course be first against the wall after I seize the presidency.
I couldn't stop laughing. And just run with JCL. Oakvale said that even though he'll run with you, he isn't interested in going along with this left-wing gimmick stuff. At least if you ran with JCL, we can have our stand-up comedy ticket for the Presidency!
Since he just officially declared his candidacy, I would vote for DemPGH.