You'd be better at interviews if everything you talked about wasn't pop.
"What do you bring to our company?"
"Some kind of mild addictive personality disorder."
"What drew you to apply for this position?"
"You have a Coke machine."
"Do you have reliable transportation?"
"I'm constantly nursing a mild caffeine high to make up for my physical inadequacies."
"What does that even mean?"
"I'm not far. I can walk."
By the way, I envision (there's no word I can think of for hearing you in my head, so envision will do in lieu of making something up like enhear) you saying the word "pop" in the most irritatingly familiar way. Really drawn out. Paaawwwp. I'm addicted to pawwp, maaawm. Sprite? No thaaaaynks.
xD
