What's the WORST Hotel you've ever stayed at?

[kcguy]

It wasn't terrible, but one hotel stands out.  It was an old 19th century hotel with small rooms and even tinier bathroom.  There was only one staircase, so it had an outdoor fire escape.  Also, the second or third night, the pores in my nose got infected.  (I don't know how.  It just sounds like one of those things that would only happen to me.)  On the flip side, it was located downtown (near my destination), it was cheaper than its neighbors, and I didn't have to rent a car.

A second example also comes to mind, but this wasn't the hotel's fault.  I remember being on the highway with my parents on one of the coldest nights on record.  Our car started failing, so we checked into a hotel beside the highway.  The hotel room was 70 degrees warmer than the outdoor temperature, but that still wasn't anywhere near enough.