Bushie: The Final Frontier - Update Season V

[Obamanation]

This "show" should be turned off. It's a disgrace that a such an immature, hopeless, and thoroughly sheltered individual should have a venue to trouble the world with his pathetic sob story. Stop clogging this forum with your pathetic excuses and recriminations about a life you have squandered. Change or not, we shouldn't care anymore. You got your chances, put up or sh**t up.

[Obamanation]

At this point I would even encourage Bushie to become bolemic, because this is ridiculous. Every time we get back, you promise us the moon, walk for 20 minutes and then go back to eating your million calorie meals. Just don't eat the d*mn food! It's not that hard! God almighty!

[Obamanation]

At this point I would even encourage Bushie to become bolemic, because this is ridiculous. Every time we get back, you promise us the moon, walk for 20 minutes and then go back to eating your million calorie meals. Just don't eat the d*mn food! It's not that hard! God almighty!

We need to go for a drink someday......you're as Grumpy as me! 

Definitely! Though more frustrated than grumpy. I can't believe this guy has made the members of this forum suffer through hundreds of pages of soppy bull...

[Obamanation]

Good job today, Bushie - that's a start, now it's on you to keep it up. Best of luck! Believe me, the less you eat and the more you exercise the better you'll feel. I find time to run every day, and I look forward to it and feel terrific after it's over.

As far as the diet goes, there are simple, tasty, cheap, very healthy dishes that you can get into, and yes, stop the fast food (even "good" fast food is all processed stuff you don't want or need) and later start weening yourself off of red meat, if you eat that much - just start by cutting back. In time you might want to get off dairy too, but don't do too much too fast or you'll get frustrated.

There is some talk about salads - they are a great option, but the store-bought dressing is largely no good and can ruin a salad. A cheap bottle of extra virgin olive oil and a vial of balsamic vinegar from Wal-Mart mixed to preferred taste (there is some pop to it) gives you an extremely healthy salad dressing: 0 sodium and 0 cholesterol. Spaghetti's fine, but go whole grain noodles! There's no food value in a regular spaghetti noodle. It's just sugar.

Just a few tips for you.

This advice, as well as that of the rest of the forum, is great but if you think he's going to follow it long-term, then you haven't been paying attention.

[Obamanation]

I certainly think that checking in once and a while is entertaining, purely for schadenfreude value, but it gets old fast and I would feel bad wasting advice on him.

[Obamanation]

Moving right along, do you know how many jobs my now long term roommate applies to per day on average, Jeff? Wanna take a guess? Here is a hint. If it were 4 per day, your alleged number you think you might perhaps manage today given that is otherwise so somnolent, while being distracted watching TV, I would have kicked his ass out months ago, despite his kid situation, which is the reason I put him up in the first place.

Indeed. I'm done here. Bushie's woes are all self-inflicted.  Take over, good men!

Can't the moderators lock this thread and ban him for wasting his life and our time?

[Obamanation]

If he weren't constantly posting on this forum and masturbating over his oh so hard life, maybe he would perhaps get off his a** and get a productive job and stop mooching off his parents....

[Obamanation]

If he weren't constantly posting on this forum and masturbating over his oh so hard life, maybe he would perhaps get off his a** and get a productive job and stop mooching off his parents....

Why would you wish such a horror on him?

He'd be doing more good to society and to himself than by doing what he is now, which is zip

[Obamanation]

Opebo, you're just making things worse by encouraging Bushie's parasitic lifestyle. Stop being an enabler.

[Obamanation]

Opebo, you're just making things worse by encouraging Bushie's parasitic lifestyle. Stop being an enabler.

Given the alternative, I think my advice is quite sage.  Better a live parasite than a dead working-class-hero.

He's going to die sooner from heart disease or a heart attack if he maintains his current lifestyle...

[Obamanation]

What is your waist size, Bushie?

In Jeans size, I wear 40, but they are just a tad big, but 38's a just a tad small.  I'd say probably 39.

Bulls***.  I am about the same height as you (perhaps slightly taller), you outweigh me by more than 100lbs, and I wear a 31 or 32.  No way or you even in the zipcode of a 39 or 40.

Indeed, I am Size 40.  Thing is my weight is all in my belly.  My waist is only slightly larger than normal.  I can take a picture of my jean size and post it on here if that would make a difference.

Come on, man, stop eating! Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels! I'm 6'1" 165 lbs and have a 29" waist. Yes, I do work out a lot (it's my job ostensibly), but I also don't starve myself. It's possible to do it Bushie. You just need a little will power and a physical activity you can be passionate about.

You can do it, JUST DO IT.

[Obamanation]

Just flew over you Bushie (your state, at least) and it seems like you got some snow on the ground. Hope it doesn't deter you from an afternoon walk.

[Obamanation]

Wait, Kenya 2013 is still on?  How will you do it assuming you get a job?

That remains to be seen.  I'm going to the meeting today to keep my name in the hat for the trip.  If I don't go this June it may be 2015 before I get to again.

How can you afford the trip if you're unemployed?!

....

On the other hand, maybe you can get a job in Kenya?

[Obamanation]

Do you have a job yet, Bushie? If not, chop chop!

[Obamanation]

You should use real Lard (and/or Beef Tallow).

Lard is the most delicious.  Beef Tallow's just preferable for frying French Fries.

Yes, but you don't weight 300 and have health issues from it.

Well.. I think he should enjoy life while he can.

Opebo, if you don't want to help him, why don't you shut up?