An even more loathsome place to be exiled may be in your company. You fit the standards - key emotional pathways in your brain seem devoid of infrastructure, you certainly lack culture and understanding (specifically cultural understanding), and the torturous mind numbing irony experienced when you claim to be a superior intellectual while debating teenagers on an internet forum may cause someone to investigate which bullet fits most snugly in their ear canal.
But how can he lack cultural understanding? I heard a rumor he went to Oxford!