Sawx: In an unhappy relationship with Gabe "The Babe" Snowstalker. While it started out as the best if times for the both of you, Snowstalker's steady shift to the right on social issues caused him to denounce gay marriage, utterly ruining yours. You now find yourself married to a miniature Pat Buchanan in 2023, wondering where it all went wrong.
Whoa whoa whoa, you're talking about the future dictator of the United States Snowstalker here.
Anyways, I see Cathcon somewhere in suburban Michigan running for state representative or something like that, hopefully rid of that god-awful fedora he had in his profile picture last month.
