Cheney accidentally kills Bush

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1. That would not be an "accident".

2. Bush is dumb, but going "hunting" with your Vice President, who is clearly power hungry, is a whole new level of stupidity.

3. If this scenario did occur, Cheney wouldn't survive a week. Between being indicted for murdering the President, and his own poor health, I'd give him six days (maybe not even long enough to nominate and confirm his own Vice President), before his heart gives out. Given this is before the Midterm Elections of 2006, we'd probably have Dennis Hastert as President (or Pelosi if Cheney defies the odds and lasts until after the midterms while under a murder indictment).

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President Hastert would be...something.

A President in office currently under blackmail for pedophiliac acts he'd committed? If it came out (and, really, how could it not come out when the sitting President has to cut gigantic checks to some random guy), it'd be the biggest scandal in American history.

The leader of the free world being revealed to be a child molester would be one of the biggest stories in world history. People all around the world would hear about it and talk about it.

This is actually... very interesting... I'm not thinking about writing a TL where something along these lines happens

I dare you to do it (though maybe you could "update" it by replacing Hastert with Roy Moore.