Update Season IX - "CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD"

[Sopranos Republican]

Hell yeah, get you're popcorn ready! Well, who are we kidding? It will go as expected, but popcorn makes anything better.

[Sopranos Republican]

What's with all of the fats in Northwestern Maine?

[Sopranos Republican]

Olive oil and lemon or vinegar is all you need. Do Oklahomans even know what olive oil is?

I don't think anyone of Mediterranean descent lives in Oklahoma, so no would be the correct answer. Damn shame, I put olive oil in everything.

[Sopranos Republican]

Olives are supremely nasty

Olives aren't too bad.  I prefer black olives over green olives, though.

Me and my family have a massive amount of green olives every Thanksgiving, I love them. Of course I'm an Italian, so that explains it.

[Sopranos Republican]

My brother is a 37-year-old man, a 19+ year Navy Veteran.  He will be retiring from the Navy on June 30, 2014.  He is currently out to sea until the Spring 2014, but is stationed in Norfolk, VA.  His wife and daughter live near her mother near Plattsburgh, New York (extreme NE New York State).

Yes definitely extreme Northeast New York, only 90 minutes from me.

[Sopranos Republican]

My brother is a 37-year-old man, a 19+ year Navy Veteran.  He will be retiring from the Navy on June 30, 2014.  He is currently out to sea until the Spring 2014, but is stationed in Norfolk, VA.  His wife and daughter live near her mother near Plattsburgh, New York (extreme NE New York State).

Yes definitely extreme Northeast New York, only 90 minutes from me.

Not far from here either. :S (more like 2 hrs 49 mins according to Google)

Actually more like 2+ for me, don't know why I thought 90 minutes. You go to Burlington from here and take the ferry.

[Sopranos Republican]

In one of the most heated, controversial legal battles in recent American history, in which the mainstream media has labeled "Tacogate" We find the defendant Mr. Jeff Bush of Oklahoma, on the stand. Standing across from him, is a man no one wants to see when in trouble with the law. Prosecutor Charles Inks, brushes his hair and calmly looks at the members of the jury. The jury mainly consists of just your average, everyday, Americans. Juror B-25 described by the leftist media as being a middle aged gentleman of Greek decent who owns a large fine, rare, liquor outlet, and works as a swimsuit photographer on the side. Juror B-34 is simply known to be a man from St. Louis who apparently told the media he very much enjoys exercising. Other members of the jury include a young man of Greek decent from South Carolina who told the fascists from the propaganda machine: "today JJ gets his/her revenge," And an African American man known simply as "Kemp." Mr. Inks begins slowly;

Inks: "Mr. Bush, you enjoy tacos correct?"

Bush: "Why of course, it is why we're here isn't it?"

Inks: "I'm the one asking the questions here. Mr. Bush, I'm not one to play around, I like to get right down to business. Mr. Bush, please answer yes or no, did you use exactly 1 tablespoon of beef and 1 tablespoon of beans in your taco on that fateful night?"

Jeff Bush starts looking around the room, at everyone possible besides his nemesis, the man he once appointed for this very sort of thing, Attorney General of the United States, Charles Inks. His face is as red as uncooked ground beef, bead upon bead of sweat are becoming increasingly noticeable dripping down his face. President Bush leans into his microphone, but is unable to mutter even a simple answer. AG Inks begins again, perhaps I can rephrase the question, do   you think the reason you overeat the way you do, is because of your, well I'll put this politely; your "advanced" size? President Bush shakes with rage... he then proceeds to smash his eyeglasses and screams:

Bush: I AM NOT MORBIDLY OBESE!!!!!!!!




To be continued......

[Sopranos Republican]

Matt, Excellent job!  I can't wait to hear more about this court case!  Maybe I should watch Court TV (is that even still a channel)?

Haha, thanks, sort of a rip off of Nixon's "I am not a crook!"

[Sopranos Republican]

Nice pics. I can see your soda can in the reflection. It better be diet!

LOL, Has anyone ever tried to get Bushie to drink water, or do these conversations go the way of vegetables?

[Sopranos Republican]

I'd rather see a screenshot of the porn Bushie still pays for.

Unfortunately, there would have to be tiny blue Michigans covering the "indecently" exposed areas for that to be allowed here.