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Atlas Fantasy Elections => Atlas Fantasy Elections => Topic started by: SPC on August 01, 2008, 01:37:36 pm



Title: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on August 01, 2008, 01:37:36 pm
This shall be the headquarters of my security company. Any customers of mine will be provided top-notch police protection for only a small monthly fee. All of my customers will be exempt from paying any taxes to the Atlasian government or their regional governments.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on August 01, 2008, 01:38:20 pm
Yay! Anarchism!

Will you also donate to courts on your clients' behalf?


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on August 01, 2008, 01:41:54 pm
Yay! Anarchism!

Will you also donate to courts on your clients' behalf?

Indeed. I will wait this out until I run into trouble from the Atlasian government.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on August 01, 2008, 01:47:18 pm
Yay! Anarchism!

Will you also donate to courts on your clients' behalf?

Indeed. I will wait this out until I run into trouble from the Atlasian government.

Fun. :)


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Hash on August 01, 2008, 02:03:21 pm
Nice name.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on August 01, 2008, 02:05:31 pm
ASS. :)


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Sensei on August 01, 2008, 04:23:56 pm
I would like ASS to provide protection to the Mideast region


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Hash on August 01, 2008, 04:26:05 pm
I'd also like "ASS" to provide security services for me and my personal suite.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: DownWithTheLeft on August 03, 2008, 05:40:39 pm
I shall be requesting that ASS protect me


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on August 03, 2008, 09:13:06 pm
I would like for ASS to cover my ass.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on August 03, 2008, 09:34:00 pm
First of all, I'm glad to see how much sucess we are having in our first day. Second, I hereby grant sensei's, Hashemite's, DWTL's, and Ben's requests for protection. Thank you.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: The Mikado on August 03, 2008, 11:04:26 pm
What level protection does ASS cover?  Does ASS protect against petty crime, organized crime, rioting, and invasion by a hostile foreign power?  That's a pretty broad spectrum.  Perhaps you could divide it into a microsecurity service and a macrosecurity service: call the small one Half ASS and the full one ASS Whole.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Associate Justice PiT on August 03, 2008, 11:48:30 pm
     I must say that ASS is amusingly popular. It seems that the government has a full blown crisis on their hands, what with the popularity of ASS. :P


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on August 04, 2008, 01:15:27 am
What level protection does ASS cover?  Does ASS protect against petty crime, organized crime, rioting, and invasion by a hostile foreign power?  That's a pretty broad spectrum.  Perhaps you could divide it into a microsecurity service and a macrosecurity service: call the small one Half ASS and the full one ASS Whole.

If you are willing to buy stock in ASS, you could become elected to the Board of Directors of ASS, and propose and split-off between ASS Domestic and ASS Foreign. But, for now, ASS provides protection against any act of agression.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Make Politics Boring Again on August 04, 2008, 10:39:25 am
I have a coup d'etat in Moldova I want to pull off. Can I order some ASS agents to come with me to seize the Presidential Palace?


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Kung Flu Grumps on August 04, 2008, 11:44:11 am
If you become a public company can I buy a piece of ASS?

If you hire a lot of employees due to overwhelming demand, will you then have a big ASS?



Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on August 06, 2008, 10:23:25 am
I have a coup d'etat in Moldova I want to pull off. Can I order some ASS agents to come with me to seize the Presidential Palace?

Sorry, we only deal with defensive services.



GM3, given how valuable ASS currently is, the stock price is $3,000/share. I however, am not putting 51% of the shares up for sale at this time.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Hash on August 06, 2008, 10:24:20 am
I'm still waiting for my guards, here.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on October 17, 2008, 11:51:59 pm
We are back in business!


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: DownWithTheLeft on October 18, 2008, 10:20:55 am
ASS's protection was sorely missed, this was be perfect for when I introduce a bill to eliminate the police in favor of a private force :P


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Associate Justice PiT on October 18, 2008, 03:05:01 pm
     My plan involves downsizing the army in favor of regional militias. Perhaps ASS fits into that somehow.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on October 18, 2008, 03:48:31 pm
ASS's protection was sorely missed, this was be perfect for when I introduce a bill to eliminate the police in favor of a private force :P

You're moving to anarcho-capitalism even quicker than I thought. :P


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Sensei on October 18, 2008, 06:32:32 pm
ASS's protection was sorely missed, this was be perfect for when I introduce a bill to eliminate the police in favor of a private force :P

You're moving to anarcho-capitalism even quicker than I thought. :P
at this pace, he'll be crazier than you in a matter of weeks.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on October 18, 2008, 07:38:01 pm
ASS's protection was sorely missed, this was be perfect for when I introduce a bill to eliminate the police in favor of a private force :P

You're moving to anarcho-capitalism even quicker than I thought. :P
at this pace, he'll be crazier than you in a matter of weeks.

Right, because anyone who disagrees with theft and murder is clearly nuts. (I will stop here to prevent this thread from being hijacked. Go on if you want, but you will only be beating a dead horse.)


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Sensei on October 18, 2008, 08:46:54 pm
ASS's protection was sorely missed, this was be perfect for when I introduce a bill to eliminate the police in favor of a private force :P

You're moving to anarcho-capitalism even quicker than I thought. :P
at this pace, he'll be crazier than you in a matter of weeks.

Right, because anyone who disagrees with theft and murder is clearly nuts. (I will stop here to prevent this thread from being hijacked. Go on if you want, but you will only be beating a dead horse.)
so we agree. Good day to you, too, sir.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on November 24, 2008, 12:42:49 am
Bumped, as Atlasian Security Services has currently declared war against the Mexican government, and will likely be the new government of Mexico in a matter of weeks. Free elections will go on again as soon as our troops have made it into Mexico City, and as President of ASS, I will allow dual citizenship with Atlasia.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on November 24, 2008, 01:18:33 am
I thought you don't believe in elections?


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on December 20, 2008, 10:47:25 am
Due to the recent death of King of the Bench Press, Atlasian Security Services will be conducting an investigation into the murder.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on December 20, 2008, 01:17:07 pm
Due to the recent death of King of the Bench Press, Atlasian Security Services will be conducting an investigation into the murder.

The Justice Department has conducted an investigation, and it was ruled a suicide. The evidence is gone. There is nothing to see.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on December 22, 2008, 01:24:46 am
Due to having been recently elected to public office, I formally resign the chairmanship of Atlasian Security Services. Whoever wants it can take it.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on February 24, 2009, 07:23:36 pm
I am reassuming the chairmanship of ASS, due to recent events in foreign affairs. After the ceasefire was achieved in the War on Mexico (November 23 2008 - December 21 2008), we withdrew our troops from the country. However, as Chairman of ASS, I plan on continuing the invasion and launching a second-front in Canada to save the French-Canadians. Our intentions are to grant the French-Canadians independence and incorporate the rest of Canada into a Mexican territory. The Second North American War has begun.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: afleitch on February 24, 2009, 07:24:56 pm
No it hasn't.

'I see no ships...'


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on February 24, 2009, 08:24:40 pm
Atlasian Security Services have taken over Baja California on behalf of the new Republic of Mexico. If the Pacific region wants, the Republic of Mexico is willing to allow the Pacific Region to annex the peninsula


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Associate Justice PiT on February 24, 2009, 08:27:03 pm
     Mexico will willingly give it up now that we own it? ;D

     I should say that if any new state should join the Southeast as a result of this, I might be willing to help colonize it.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on February 24, 2009, 08:29:44 pm
     Mexico will willingly give it up now that we own it? ;D

     I should say that if any new state should join the Southeast as a result of this, I might be willing to help colonize it.

The Republic of Mexico is not the United Mexican States. While the latter is the official Mexican government that we hope to overthrow, the Republic of Mexico is the de facto ASS puppet state.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Associate Justice PiT on February 24, 2009, 09:17:01 pm
     Mexico will willingly give it up now that we own it? ;D

     I should say that if any new state should join the Southeast as a result of this, I might be willing to help colonize it.

The Republic of Mexico is not the United Mexican States. While the latter is the official Mexican government that we hope to overthrow, the Republic of Mexico is the de facto ASS puppet state.

     Oh, that makes rather more sense. ;)


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: dead0man on February 25, 2009, 04:42:15 am
Since we now have two fronts, does ASS need any new military Officers or NCO's?


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on February 25, 2009, 07:05:26 pm
Since we now have two fronts, does ASS need any new military Officers or NCO's?

The position is always available.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on February 25, 2009, 07:07:37 pm
Atlasian Security Services have libertared Mazatlan from the United Mexican States' Armed Forces. It has been incorporated into the Republic of Mexico.


Title: LIBERATION!
Post by: SPC on March 22, 2009, 10:20:22 am
Atlasian Security Services is pleased to announce that it has toppled the evil United Mexican States and the Republic of Mexico is now in control of the entire country. As de facto president of Mexico, I would like to announce that the Republic of Mexico will be on a dual-citizenship policy with Atlasia. You may register here, and an election will be held when 10 people register.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on April 15, 2009, 05:52:47 pm
DixieMint, a subsidary of Atlasian Security Services, is please to announce that, under the Freedom of Currency Amendment passed by the Dirty South, we willl be acquiring gold reserves and issuing dixies to the Dirty South.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Marokai Backbeat on April 15, 2009, 06:30:19 pm
DixieMint, a subsidary of Atlasian Security Services, is please to announce that, under the Freedom of Currency Amendment passed by the Dirty South, we willl be acquiring gold reserves and issuing dixies to the Dirty South.

We'll see how long that lasts. :P


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on April 15, 2009, 10:07:11 pm
DixieMint, a subsidary of Atlasian Security Services, is please to announce that, under the Freedom of Currency Amendment passed by the Dirty South, we willl be acquiring gold reserves and issuing dixies to the Dirty South.

We'll see how long that lasts. :P

Notice that the fineprint of this helps it last. :P


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: Bacon King on April 15, 2009, 10:25:53 pm
Oh Jesus, you've been playing pretend war? I mean, this hasn't even been sanctioned by the GM, has it?


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on April 15, 2009, 10:30:14 pm
Oh Jesus, you've been playing pretend war? I mean, this hasn't even been sanctioned by the GM, has it?

It's a mercenary group, so I wouldn't think it would be necessary.


Title: Re: Atlasian Security Services
Post by: SPC on April 19, 2009, 03:27:15 pm
While the Supreme Court struck down part of the Freedom of Currency Amendment as unconstitutional, it did not strike down the part taking Atlasian dollars out of circulation. Thus, to fill this void, we will continue to issue gold-backed dixies in the region, albeit without the Dirty Southern government's support.