Talk Elections

in tribute to the great vander blubb.

right wing democrats-all of you

I USED to be a white supremacist, guys. Let me just make that clear. USED to be.

The proletariat masses must overtake the mansions of the disgustingly evil bourgeois and form the USSK!

Standard DLCtrollfare. I'm not entirely sure that would count as a 'parody' given the nature of DLCbots but ya never know...

SKIP

 that was hurtful. :(

Welcome to Atlas Forum. You will be right at home here.

Ugh, can you just give me a reason for calling me a troll?

SKIP

I didn't call you a troll.

The postmodernist paradigm dehydroxide fornication linguistic zirconium deoxymonohydroxinate Tolstoy.

You said my posts were "Standard DLCtrollfare", and called me a "DLCbot"

SKIP

'Trollfare' is not the same thing as a 'troll'. Trollfare is what trolls produce. I think you've noticed that I said in my parody that you were engaging in DLCtrollfare. Trollfare. There are many peoples who can produce trollfare, such as bots for instance.

I assume it's ChairmanSanchez's turn?

Some kind of awkward attempt at self-awareness combined with a statement that betrays a stunning lack thereof.

The idea of parodying the preceding Atlasian's postings is laughable, of course, but not for reasons one might expect.

I confuse the sh**t out of newbies by posting snarky red avatar stuff while maintaining a blue avatar.

Durrrr I'm Averroës Nix and I post thoughtful, interesting, and amusing things all of the time.

Ugh. I suck at this.

Kitteh takes swipe at you.  Kitteh claws your face.  Kitteh is satisfied.  UH OH CLAW STUCK IN FACE... CLAW IS STUCK IN FACE... Oh God I have to get away... here.. I'll just pull as hard as I can while hissing and try to run away.  That'll make it better.

Kitteh is glad kitteh foresees these possibilities and bes sure to only half claw face for quick escape.  Clever Kitteh is Clever.

My progressive stances stem from my proud Midwestern roots, and that's how it is. I'll continue to post humorously serious and thoughtful remarks.

Despite my username I'd support Obama over Clinton and oppose NAFTA

I'm a moderate democrat but I'm a radical republican!

I make lots of typing errors that end up being funny and exaggerate things while being the nicest person at the same time!

Why exactly is it "racist" (::)) to suggest that Obongo was born in darkest Kenya when there's plenty of credible evidence from World Net Daily, Drudge, and several respected elected officials to suggest that's the case? ???

I'm a contrarian who hates hipsters.

Liberals and darkies are just calling me "racist" to shut down my perfectly reasonable arguments.

"He who feeds you, controls you." - Thomas Sankara

Eh, I don't know if I have enough of a handle on you to parody you, but I'm posting because I clicked on the link to parody Snowstalker. I'll try, though. Some features may be mixed up with those of Hashemite, and if they are I'm sorry, but that's the way she goes. This won't be very funny.

"Aubrey Plaza and Jennifer Lawrence are obviously the best actresses of all time, but I'm concentrated more on how municipal elections in India are progressing, especially those provinces to the South. Did you catch the Giants game last night?"

Or something like that.

Check out my epic American beard, brosef, now I'm going to chop lumber and eat meat

are you concerned about Ron The Brave Plane

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Have I ever mentioned that Obamanation is the literal worst?

Of course "libertarianism" cannot be "considered" a "legitimate" (whatever that "means") political "philosophy" (lol) but that doesn't mean that people on the internet won't "identify" as such.

lol. Well played!

SKIP

Stalin wasn't a true leftist because he didn't support gay marriage #SocialistsForEquality

(a parody of Oakvale giving a parody)

I'm a bigot and I know it! (if I remember, you have said that!)

Feelings Feelings Alien have rights Feelings Feelings

To be honest, I'm not trolling at all (https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=186165.msg4025337#msg4025337)

Nice guy, FF! :) I disagree with him on some things but he's a great contributor to geopolitics.

e: Pipped by Gully.

You guys are so sage and edgy. ::)

France, 1942

"I get some of the complaints but the True Leftists should stop whining about Petain. The "resistance" goes TOO FAR in trying to undermine him."

I am ready to lead the proletarian resistance to the capitalist patrimony as soon as my I-phone quits charging and I finish eating my Chipolte.

Something clever that doesn't take itself too serious, and leads one to believe he's a serious mind with a lot to offer.




Then, the other shoe drops.

I also like to confuse newbies with my blue-avatar-yet-liberal-views shtick.  I am also a member of what is arguably the best mainline Protestant denomination in the United States. :)

Really, there are no women here? ??? Oh my God, what have I done ! :o

Option 1: never kissed with a girl (normal).

Jefferson Dent put the glass of bourbon down in his desk and leaned forward to peer at his visitor through the cigar smoke. The young many looked confused and a bit lost. In all likelihood this was his first time meeting someone of Dent's fame or political stature. The aging Senator, with a groan, at last brought both his elbow onto the desk. "I've peered at your resum'e," he said as he looked to his right at the papers he was supposed to have read earlier that day. "Impressive. Your job here will offer you opportunity you might not get otherwise. My 'administrative assistant' can fill you in on all the sordid details that I'd rather not get into."

[At this point in the timeline, Kal will stop updating entirely and never revisit it]

I'm an extreme social reactionary but somehow dislike monarchies and enjoy frats.

I'm staunchly pro monarchist, , pro life, and whatever. But I like drinking!

Moderate Hero and proud!

Now now I can't have an opinion on that OBVIOUSLY because I'm Italian (did you know that?) and it concerns America but obviously I wouldn't go too far to call them right-wing, certainly not in the European historical context but still HP.

:D

"Religion has historically been homophobic because the acceptance of gays threatens their patriarchal theology, going back to the time of Moses." 


(I know, not very good, but then I am handicapped because I can't talk my way out of a paper bag when it comes to theology.)

Herp derp, I'm a big lawyer with a big blue avatar. I hate freedom and good posting...

Oh sorry, I wasn't supposed to do Gramps.

My English is more than adaquate to deflate blowhard pinheads.

*Insert some very good troll-slaying argument/comment*

He's been rumored to drop out of the race, but I think it would be wise for him not to because of his preaux life views and his high favorability across the political spectrum, and I doubt his opponent has the organization necessary to win a statewide election.

"Wow I'm a far leftist, I have a -8 economic score, but I have joined a center-left party, I favor bipartisanship and moderation, even if I'm a far leftist."

There is no such thing as a HP, everyone is special and the universe loves everyone.  And guys, "everyone" includes aliens.  They do exist, Oakvale! >:(

Really, mentioning Hitler in a World War II thread? Come on dude, not cool.

You guys know that I'm too cool for this place, but I stick around anyway because I like deflating your ego.

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(Style adopted during one of his prolonged absences)

Has anyone noticed a correlation between anti-opebo and cancer?

FF! He's a great guy and we're good friends. :)

Rich coming from someone who sees nothing wrong with sweatshops.

And Moses descended from the mountain carrying the 2012 Democratic Party platform, writ on tablets of stone.

"Go forth and be moderate progressive liberals," said The Lord.

i love drones

i hate drones

Reported for mentioning the word "camps." My grandparents died in the camps.

RIP Stalin, defender of the Russian people from vile enemies of the people and capitalist wreckers

My Che Guevara "Viva la revolucion" t-shirt does far more good than any neoliberal corporatist fascist Democratic hack ever has for the working man.

Hillary is the only realistic choice for progressive Democrats

If the government could, y'know, just involve  itself in every part of our lives (since the government is good) and also involve itself in the lives of other countries' citizens as well--in the spirit of true progressive presidents like Theodore Roosevelt and Richard Nixon--I think that everything would be better off, y'know? Also, for some weird reason I have an attachment to various economically left-wing political parties.

I'm harsh, but college all-nighters are cool like that. They call me the Centrist Beardman and I'm a sorority official dawgs.

I'm very socially liberal, left wing progressive Democrat. But drugs are bad, m'kay.

I might be the only conservative on the Forum who can get along with everybody.

Ask not what the Democratic Party can do for Hillary, ask what Hillary can do for the Democratic party.

Insert generic newbie comment here

[Person's name]!

[sperg for five paragraphs]

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It seems everybody has been overlooking Tuvalu's upcoming plebiscite on abolishing the monarchy. So let me feed you in on the King...

[lengthy, detailed effortpost which looks like an academic article about economics, history or something like that]

Come on guys, you know we must go to any lengths to support Obama because if a Republican wins THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE. The whole welfare state will be abolished, America will invade every middle eastern country (and maybe North Korea, Cuba, and Venezuela), and gays will be segregated. Thinking that Obama or Clinton will govern in a similar or even only slightly different way is True Leftism (tm) because Obama is obviously a progressive deep down inside.

I like voting for people who are dead!

I'm not sure what this thread is all about... But if it helps the Democrats take back the House then I'm all for it!

Guys, stop being such prudes. God is dead, and y'all know it!


( :) )

Leave this terrible poster alone. Y'all.

I'm leaving...again...for real this time.

Two weeks later: I'm back!

Wow, we are more similar than I imagined. I rank 2% over 1% and never drink whole or skim milk. I can tolerate skim milk in a coffee but its not my preference. When it comes to other dairy products, I like nonfat yogurt and sharp cheddar is the best cheddar (even if its not my favorite cheese overall). And I don't use the fake butter, I buy the sticks and use that for everything like toast and sandwiches. I usually keep it out on a dish so its ready to spread- its healthier than the I can't believe its not butter garbage.

Dianne Feinstein is a huge FF

I'm a progressive...

...

Adenauer wahlen!

Sorry, but I can't acknowledge your presence until I've whipped out my good 'ole gaydar.  Wait, I didn't mean that in a homophobic way or anything; I just don't like gay people.

SKIP

Not that Cassius isn't a neo-nazi homophobe etc. but is "gaydar" homophobic now?

No, but he has used the phrase before and I now associate it with him since I've never heard anyone else use the term except in an episode of The Office.  Also, he (rightly) got a lot of crap once for saying he could use "the good 'ole gaydar" to tell if someone was gay from sight or something like that, IIRC.

SKIP

'Neo-Nazi'. Bit harsh innit 'mun. I mean, I've kind of gotten used to being casually labelled a fascist. But Neo-Nazi... You just took this to a whole new level :(

Skippety skippety skip skip skip...

X: guys seriously stop making jokes about the Holocaust it's not cool

PS be sure to vote in my Concentration Camps survivor, we need someone to break the tie between Auschwitz and Dachau!

This is parody the preceeding poster.  Not "act like an asshole and repeat bs Oakvale said on mibbit that has no basis in reality."

Also learn to read, I said SKIP.

I said SKIP

I have sex with many girls and every members of this forum MUST know it.

We must defend the rights of extraterrestrials. Racism against aliens is bad and must be stopped.

Yay Unions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM

Truman should have used more nukes.*

*Actual Snowstalker quote, taken out of context.

Unions are always right.

I'm not repeating anything said by anyone else. Mostly I just think "Nuremburg Trial Defendants Survivor" is an incredibly tasteless concept.

also you were the last one who didn't say skip :P

but for real, this is a thread where people are supposed to parody you. If you can't take the heat you don't have to post here. FWIW I didn't mean anything personal by it

(skip)

Something something Tony Blairish

Sorry, I was up until 3:00 AM last night writing papers and over-reacted a bit (and was too tired to remember that I had just posted in the thread :P ).  Skip

Lol

SKIP

Come on X, surely you can see the weird disconnect of reacting on a hair-trigger every time anyone mentions anything related to the Nazis/Holocaust etc. and at the same time running a Nuremberg defendants survivor game, in which people vote for their favourite Nazi war criminal.

I highly doubt anyone uses "favorite" as criteria when voting in that survivor.  "Most interesting" or something like that seems like a more likely criteria.  Also, I don't react hair-trigger every time anyone mentions anything about Nazis/the Holocaust.  I don't really know where you even get that from.  On mibbit, I've asked Hash not to do it because for a while he was comparing all sorts of trivial nonsense to Hitler non-stop just about every time I was on mibbit.  I may have asked you once or twice not to make trivial comparisons once or twice (though I don't remember doing so) and I ripped some poster a new one once because he kept comparing Jon Husted to Hitler/the Gestapo.  Beyond that, I don't see where you this from.  I'm sorry if it bothers you that I kept asking Hash not to constantly compare anything that annoyed him to Hitler, but there was a period where it got to be too much.  I'm not saying it is deliberate (I'm inclined to say it isn't, in fact), but I really don't think you and the IRC establishment are giving a very accurate account of this at all (then there's the issue of violating your own rules about not talking about IRC stuff in the forum).  Bacon King's post was a bit over-the-top, although I did over-react to it.  It feels like you guys made a meme out of this situation and that the meme is now being revised in a way that unfairly makes me look like a hypocrite on this stuff even though I never have been.  I see a disconnect between my actions in your/the IRC establishment's meme about this subject.  However, I don't see any disconnect between my actual actions/statements on the matter.  If anything, I've been open-minded about hearing your perspective on the subject and willing to engage in serious discussion about it on those occasions where you don't try to play the meme game.

SKIP

I'm a Laborite and a leftist but come on, full nationalization of property goes too far!

DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!

I would dress in a tutu if Santorum won Colorado.

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Godd Bless America

lolwut

-skip-

BRTD...

Schatz is too socially liberal for me and I really do think Hanabusa seems legit. In genral I prefer Democrats who are (or seem) more populist whereas ones who focus on progressive 'social issues' are just another species of DINO. Bushie needs to have a spiritual awakening that brings his understanding of salvation closer to that of Catholicism, stat.

The only thing late teanagers should do is stare at the wall. And never, ever farp

Through analyzing Genji Monogatori (源氏物語) using Wittgenstein's Law of Identity I have uncovered some relatively interesting 'facts' about the role of discourse in Japanese culture. Not that I privilege facts of course.

It should be remembered that it's of course a for the most part useless exercise to interpret colonialism or New Imperialism through a conventional left-right spectrum, as a proper application of Nietzsche's analysis in Beyond Good and Evil should demonstrate.

[It should also be remembered that I confess to actually having a pretty poor understanding of Wittgenstein. Now that you mention it I think it would probably be more fruitful to apply most versions of the Law of Identity to the Pillow Book of Sei Shōnagon than to anything else from that period. And addressing this at all is pretty much self-parody anyway, isn't it?]

I can't miss this one :D Sorry Nathan.

It's not so much about the art of parody per se (and I've been meaning to post an essay I've written on the subject) but how one communicates a hyper-realistic approximation of the previous poster. Of course the usual cultural relativistic caveats apply (I've been meaning to provide a link to that) and probably the best approximation of how to render parody when making posts is to review various texts by theologians such as x (name to go here; make the f-ckers Google for it ) But really I'm very uncomfortable with the whole idea and in simple terms I'll really need to think about it.

SKIP


Excellent Enderman parody. ;)

Parody threads are neither great nor awful (normal, pragmatist).

Conservatives are the worst!

Mary Landrieu might just win!!! FF :)

Is there anything I can parody that he hasn't already done himself in the Ukraine thread?

Say no to the evils of leftism, and yes to the love, grace, and salvation offered by Dr. Ron Paul.

Despite my liberaltarian leanings, I, for whatever reason, am deeply in love with the late, great Theodore Roosevelt. #Yankee4Evar

I'm a libertarian fascist, but highly religious! I'm staunchly conservative but I support marijuana legalization!

Sawx!!! My boy! We may disagree on Schatz and Pryor but you're a great guy!

VanDerBlubb already did that a couple of weeks ago, right Saxw?  ;)

RUSS POWERS BEST THING EVER RUSS POWERS AWESOME RIGHT GUYS?!!!!???!!!!!

y dis forum h8 hillary? :( :( :(

The patriarchy, along with neo-liberalism and true leftism*, is among the things that stand between us and a truly egalitarian society. I have little problem with religion as long as it's as left-wing as I am, though as a whole I have little use for the concept. Also, why do the true leftists hate Obama? He's pretty accomplished in my eyes.

*Ironically that I love to hate on both.

Of course.

My brothers and I pounded so many beers last night, dawg.

Yikes Mark Pryor. I will vote for Tom Cotton, even if he's a far-right neoconservative, whereas I'm a left-libertarian democrat. I can't support the fact that Mark pryor opposed the Senate plan of raising the minimum wage. It's sure abolishing the minimum wage, a proposition which could be made by Tom Cotton, is a better alternative than the statu quo :).

OH WAIT!!!! The Green Party has a candidate. But he's a Larouchebag :(. Maybe I should write in Bill Halter? Or maybe I should write in people who are dead like TNF does? I don't know hmmmm.

You are all DINOs.

I love how much Bill Haslam has separated himself from the right in Tennessee of all places. He should definitely run for President and I think he would stand a great chance as the moderate in the race! I like Portman and Kirk, to, but we need to do everything to stop these far-right jokes like Stockman and make sure true moderates like Cornyn hold on.

Despite my love of Ed FitzGerald, if he came out for marijuana legalization, I'd probably vote for John Kasich. Drugs are bad, mmkay?

#ready4hillary

#ready4collectivization

#ready4swagger

The Midwest should cut its budget, even if we have a 40 Billion surplus. (:p)

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I don't give a crap if Republicans win, since Obama is just as much of a neoliberal sellout to austerity banksters! Only a proletarian revolution will save America!

Why won't Spain ban strippng? Horrible.

There are Democrats I might consider voting for, but only with sufficiently business-friendly platforms and sufficiently good taste in menswear. Why won't Brian Schweitzer switch from bolos to bow ties, I ask of you?

I love when Joe Republic (or Averroes) calls me an agrarian collectivist with no respect for liberty.

He's leading by a point, he's clearly in the lead guys.

I try to be non-biased

*sig shows epic parisanship*

When we introduce this homelessness bill,  I must add unnecessary adjectives and to make sure the Wi-Fi is cleaned every month.

HI I'M JACK ENDERMAN I'M SO FUN AND WEIRD AND FUN AMIRITE PEOPLE?!?

...people?

...wait, where's everyone?

Can we have a serious conversation about sex right now?

TNF!! You cannot be serious! Truly you know that even the worst Democrat will be superior to McConnell! It pains my heart to see such true leftism!!

lol sage

Brian Schweitzer is better than Hillary, so Bellows/Schweizer 2016! (Yes, I am opening a can of worms here, I noticed)

This is all very offensive to me.

Scott is not a racist, stop. Cutting voting hours was just to spare money, not to try to suppress minority vote in order to be elected.

Ugh, all these social liberals don't care about real leftist issues. I'm no radical, but we need to do more to advance economic leftists in this party, not just focus on liberal imaging.

Kucinich would beat Reagan had he run in 1984.

Clinton will lose, regardless of Candidate, and Abortion is evil and will be the main focus of all the campaigns. Also McCain was robbed I tell ya!

What's the point of this thread? Is it supposed to be funny?

I'm sick of how misogynistic atlas is

You do not know me very well.

*SKIP*

I read a delightful proto-feminist haiku (kanshi form, of course) which would have served well as a parody, but I don't particularly feel any desire to seek it out at the moment since, among other things, I have to attend meeting of a lesbian coven later tonight and I can't seem to find my robes.

This thread is awful, and I hate this forum. Mods pls ban.

I know now that Objectivism and Christianity are incompatible, but I still think that Rand gets a bad rap. Maybe it's possible to find some insights in anarcho-capitalism?


Kanshi by definition cannot be haiku, and covens of any kind would be heretical at best.

Even so, I laughed.

Nathan does not even comprehend the connotative nor the denotative meaning of "parody", and is likely participatory in this thread for the metaphorical and philosophical triangulation of the metaphysical conglomeratory virutes.   

Bring back opebo!

ARGGGHHH MADDOW SMASH!!!!!

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DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

Let's talk about [insert username]

[insert username] is nothing but a nuisance to the forum and should be banned immediately

I'm fairly certain [insert username] is a troll account and I ask the mods to remove [insert username].

"I'm gay and going to have a radical party"

*generic center-left proposal in Atlasia*

I care about trivial things.

To try and parody Chairman Sanchez is, for me, a useless endeavor. This is because he and I grew up in different families in different states. Sure, we use the same forum - but to try and make a suitable rendition would be forever lacking given our distinct lives. To think it could be done is a utopian fantasy.

Touche. Touche.

If I could find the clapping gif, I'd post it.

-skip-

(I don't necessarily think your point is silly I just could not help but draw the parallel ;))

Don't skip me, I am liable to trip you.

Jimmy Carter is the best president ever!

So what polls and research prove me wrong? In my head, I'm 100% right!

I don't see how this funny thing is funny at all! What is the s*** b**** a*** n****??

The fiends who can't parody other posters but try to do so anyway should be banned (normal).

The guillotine is the only answer. Regardless of the question.

Shrek is love

Had an intense political discussion with a grocery bagger the other day

Corporate entities deserve the same rights as anybody else. It's good to know hard work is still valued and success is still admired in this country.

Perhaps what is most capable of parody regarding Nathan's postings is his heterogeneous variety of influences (though said influences vary from context to context). You can see a wide variety of thinkers in his complex prose, from Shakyamuni to the wise writings of the Bible.

reported for homophobia.

Why, establishment GOP, why?

As a physics teacher, I'm disappointed that my brainless students can't get a simple problem right on any of my tests. I ask them to calculate the acceleration of North Carolina Republican Senate candidate Thom Tillis if he runs at a speed of 42.5 m/s exerting a force of 67 Newtons then divide it by the percentage of vote Tillis received in the primary, then multiply it by the margin Romney lost 18-29 year olds in the 2012 Presidential election and proceed to square that by the chances Republicans have at taking back the Senate. Now I ask you guys, what is so hard about that?!

Brian Schweitzer is a massive HP for being a pro-gun nut.

<insert generic progressive opinion>

BREAKING: Man eats hamburger in NYC McDonalds

Terrible news, humanity is definitely doomed.

I still believe in the power of the great social-democratic institutions of the progressive left to agitate for positive change. We've just been going through a lean time is all.

Parodying Nathan is quite... 難しい

The Atlas concensus on this is so wrong.

I was too busy beating the Enlightened, attending Dudefest and worshiping Hippie Jesus to educate myself about major literary figures that every remotely cultured person knows about.

Ugh, I'm sick of the Republican party's opposition to democracy...

Can't Flanby and the DCRI cook up a little accident for Marine...

No need for parodies.

A list of people who I don't want to see banned:

1) my partner oakvale.

2)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SANDRA FLUKE

GET ME A SANDWICH

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

WIMMINZ. BUY YOUR OWN BIRTH CONTROL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Ban Boy

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

I'm a man in my late 50s, I enjoy leering, sneering and trolling. Also, sports, sports are important.

Dehydroxide Tura Lura Lura neoconservative fornicating with Robert Fulton first battle of Antietam.

I don't like this foreign policy move of Obama, so let me make by point by attacking the foreign policy of Reagan and the Bushes. Also I'm going to blindly worship the military and CIA while condemning their actions at the same time.

Tumblr leftism is the only reasonable ideology

I'm voting for Jill Stein though I secretly wish she took over Elizabeth Warren's career and was a Democrat.

Rand is the life, the truth and the way to eternal prosperity because
Freedom.

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Those people are absolutely disgusting and they will be ruined in the upcoming election, if the country has any sense of decency left. And I'm not sure they do. :(

Opinion of Menelik II

FF or I'm a colonialist.

No no no I mean that was my parody of you. (Also, yes, of course he was.)

That was a self-parody of the poll options :P.

African elections are the best and must be studied intensely.

I've always thought I was a liberal, but then I saw Atlas

The Internationale shall unite the United States!

Boque boque.

Did you know that George Washington Carver was an Ethiopian?

Did you know that I'm really, really sorry for once being a white nationalist?

I'm really liberal for my area so it's kind of new to me to be to the right of so many people here! Euler/Trumka 2016!!

LEFTISM AND CHRISTIANISM FOR EVER.

Let's all sing and dnce and hold hands and be happy and love each other 5ever! :)

Hipster socialism FTW!

I'm a solid Social Democratic internationalist who uses the label centrist for some reason.

I've been really getting into right-wing isolationism and 80s Bob Dylan records. If you can look past the production, Shot Of Love especially has a very strong message of limited government, low taxes and gun rights.

Fiend levels at an all-time high.

How can anyone idolize an anti-bourgeoise, neoliberal nationalist like Hillary Clinton when this country was founded on Marxist principles? You people are so dense.

The Democratic Party *can* pick up all 13 Republican seats in 2014 if it weren't for that DINO Brian Schweitzer refusing to run for Senate in Montana.

I'm one of those very rare species: a white supremacist who likes folk rock.

I might not know anything about polling or US history, but I don't let that stop me from talking about them.

Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k

Actually, I do.  I have plenty of evidence to support my views.
SKIP

Neoliberals are the worst.

There is no need to parody the postings of someone who once went onto the IRC as "FELDMARSCHALLMUNGBEANS"

Let's talk about _________

opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo I'm in the Navy opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo

Let's turn every post into a parody.

Jesus would have endorsed Dick Gephardt.

Even though I'm a Republican, I think Bernie Sanders is pretty cool.

When I was 8 I was an extreme neocon. Hope I don't die in Snowstalker's Great Purge.

CottonisbetterthanPryor swag

let's be friends <3

 i love all of you and we should not  be fighting we should all be happy ;D

Sure, I'm technically a member of Labor, but I'll still be voting for Lumine <3

Okay, so I know I'm supposed to be fair and neutral as Speaker, but I'm only bringing to the floor bills proposed by me and dallasfan and those bills may.......or may not legalize murder if the assassin is drunk or high at the time? If it's not libertarian enough, just let me know.

Pot is of Satan

Oh, how evil, those neoliberal Republicans!

Democrats need to be like me to win in Missouri and Kentucky, yee ha!

standard liberal comment + medium level of excitement

Hi, I'm Sir Nick, and I'm a Very Serious Person who thinks we need to get tough on deficit reduction.

(Sorry sirnick; I don't know you that well and I'm mostly going off the "people over politics" thing in your sig :()

I used to look up to TNF but then he started defending Imperial Japan :(

I will defer to TNF on this matter!

Clearly, if FDR could've served his whole 4th term, we wouldn't be in the messes we are today.

A presidential election between Scott Walker and Jay Nixon would be an extremely difficult choice.

damn you true leftist >:(

I often use emoticons in my post but I continue to be a cool poster none the less.

Just to make it clear, I don't like Southern Florida or Lois Frankel.

I also used to be a racist.

Oh, and Ron Paul politics will dominate the future of this country.

SJWs are conspiring to keep me from getting laid.

Obamanation in the house.

jk

RIP Troy Jackson :(

How about no

We need to call America America in English, Mexico in Spanish, and New Haiti in Creole.

Jews are gross

The Obama/Biden administration is every bit as awful as a McCain/Palin administration would have been. 

Tom Daschle is the best

I'm Gauss....IN CALIFORNIA!

I'm the ghost of Roosevelt, still yearning to finish my 4th term.......

ReadyforScottWalker because I love so much private unions

Oakvale!!!!!! Globally you must not allow a folk of teadrinking francophobic take Eireeeeeeee!!!

Postmodernist Internet Architecture is terribad.

I know I was racist once... But I'm better now guyyyyzzzz!

How yinz doing? Go steelers!

Long live Haile Selassie.

Emily Cain is everything wrong with the democratic party today

Every Republican is going to lose because obviously, obviously

Uhhhh, I don't wanna decide. When we're left, I'm right, and vice-versa. Physics. Bible.

Foley is totally going to win. Malloy's been doing a TERRIBLE job in our state and anyone who thinks otherwise is a Democratic hack.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
Ed FitzGerald is good, mmmkay?

Hilary is going to sweep the electoral college in 2016, the GOP shouldn't even run a candidate. When she takes office, she should instantly be crowned "Queen of the United States" and assume absolute power.

Corporations deserve the same rights as anybody else. It's good to know hard work is still valued and success is still looked up to in this country.

Tis all true 😅

I'm middle of the road and usually post one sentence posts.

I am new and a generic conservative. Where are all the GOPers at?!?!

Ron Paul! Calvinism! Paleoconservatism!

I like Dick Cheyney for some reason

Bernie Sanders is a neoliberal, corporate stooge.

"Moderate, non-offensive Republican reporting in!".

Neil Abercrombie is the worst Governor Hawaii has ever had

Wait? Howie Hawkins supported Barry Commoner in 1980? Weaksauce. I'm writing in Gloria LaRiva for Governor now.

I see no contradiction in blind worship of the military and defending CIA veterans while condemning every military action as imperialism.

True Leftism, the Tea Party and moderate heroes are the 3 biggest threats to progressivism.

I knew Quinn would pull ahead XD. Now if we can just get some magic worked in Iowa....

Oh ffs guys I am not a white nationalist and haven't been for years.

No no no guys!  Social conservatism is alive and well and TOTALLY backed up by logic. 

Every world problem is clearly because of religion and Republicans.

"Abortion is evil!"

"Why are the social views of this forum so out of touch with real America!?"

"Dem physics tho."

I r moderate Republican.

Libertarian Republicans are da bomb guys.  How can you not understand that?

Abortion is worse than anything the Nazis ever did

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

You guys are all such hacks! Obviously Republicans will pick up 15 seats and the Republican wave will destroy Hillary's chances in 2016.

Clearly, Mark Pryor is going to Blanche Tom Cotton, and in fact WE will gain 3 seats instead.

Why do people think Hillary is going to run? DOES SHE EVEN EXIST?

I have no clue what party I belong to.

???

I'm a rich white guy from Michigan, but in reality, I'm a moderate black republican and I supported Hunstman in 2012! I don't like my posts, that's why I created a sock account in order to report my own posts!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But really, that's not nice.

oakvale is the cause of every problem in Atlasia

Marx, Engles, Lenin, Sawant.

I used to be a Republican guys.

Now I like sports and am lefty.

I am extremely knowledgeable about North Carolina and tend not to post controversial things guys.

Despite being a huge fan of Scott Walker and thinking abortion is the biggest issue facing the country, I'm still an independent because even the MOGOP is too batsh**t insane for me.

Hillary Clinton/Charlie Crist 2016

I must've missed your post, I thought FreedomHawk was above me.

SWE - Idaho Senate race is Lean R

Libertarian heroism to the rescue!

I can't seem to recall a reason to dislike Abercrombie, but Ige is just so much better.

At first I was a white nationalist, but then I grew up and I stopped.

The libertarian club loves me! Ooh and there is a sage that is definitely worse than Snowstalker!

?????????

OAKVALE??!!!

Surely you realise that you could not vote for McConnell! It is true that Grimes is faux Grimes, but is it globally certain that The Turtle is worse. And really, I mean this.

ban [insert random poster here]

Bring order back to Atlasia. I am the Pope.

Aye

Dialectical Materialism is very, very important.

Columbus was bad, but I'm going to say he was good if pro-Native American lefty whites don't like him.

Abraham Lincoln good, Columbus bad.

A convicted cokehead like Ravenal is a far more electable candidate and would be a superior Senator than Lindsey Graham.



(Jokes aside, I do think Ravenal would be much better than Graham :P)

Muh liberty, muh Ron Paul, muh socialized medicine.

Mitt Romney will be elected in 2016 in a landslide

Behead Bernie (Fascist-Israel)!

Ron Paul>>>

All 5 young Massachusetts Republicans rejoice! You now have representation on Atlas!

I like really want to behead parasite rich people but I hate true leftists, but hold that thought, I'm getting a call on my brand new I-phone.

I'm a Republican for some reason

I'm an independent, but like Republicans.

I'm a Republican, but hate most elected GOPers.

I just found Christian democracy and now adhere to it to confuse 97% of Atlas

True Leftism is awesomeful.

Hillary = Jesus

FDR=Jesus

The current Democratic Party is Fascist!

I'm a one of a kind socially libertarian Republican from Georgia everyone! Oh, and can everyone go look at my LBJ Timeline please? :)

Hey guys I wrote a rhyme

I loves me some LeBron
My knees go weak for Fitzgerald
If he gave me gay marriage
My virginity'd be imperiled

I'd Kasich him on the lips
Let him O-hi!-o! up my valley
And if the press came calling
I'd tell them all about me

I'm a real straight shooter
You can put that blunt down
That's right, get your act together
Because Adam's in town

I've got no time for that freedom
I'm not that introspective
If sexuality weren't an issue
I'd be ultraconservative

I exist, guys!

Did you just say you hope a senator from your own party, that you agree with and like, is elected? Well I hate to say this but I am afraid that you, sir, are a HACK!

It truly pains me to dub you so, but alas, it is my duty. Who else will stand up for the plight of the non-hack Connecticut moderate under the tyranny of Dan Malloy?!?!

I love this

Crab cake: Hscbjsgjit brxfbuji jdsfykm fwtionn sqrnjuragndufv

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Dr Snowstalker MD

Patient's diagnosis: extreme neoliberalism contributing to terminal austerifascism.

The cure: ... THERE IS NO CURE

Mix wry humor with a balanced leftism, and out comes a crab cake.

In the name of the father, son, and AFL-CIO.

Ron Paul is coming back soon!!! No one knows the day or the hour, but he is returning!!

On Friday, I will be joining the Libertarian Party as they believe in less of a security state than the Greens, and I should join the Socialist Equality Party by bext Tuesday if all goes to plan. My views have more or less stayed the same, but not the avatar.

I used to support Strom but now I don't so guys, why don't you love me yet? WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?!??

You'd have to be some kind of feminazi to be offended by this

Cuomo and the neoliberals are what's wrong with the Democratic Party, obviously

Dude, abortion is worse than anything, man! It's worse than sacrificing virgins to Satan himself!

I'm moderate guys! I mean, I'm a Republican and a Libertarian!

AYE
NAY
AYE
AYE
NAY NAY NAY!!!!

Fantasy!?  More like Funtacy!

Pretty chill night. Popped a few Coronas and some Captain before the game.

MARXISM, MARXISM, MARXISM! REJECT THE BOURGEOIS SOCIAL DEMOCRAT COMPROMISE.

I love you but I hate Rick Scott.

One day while I was reading Ayn Rand...

So brahs, in my frat today me and my brosephs totally partied all night, bro. Also, Republicans are cool.

Hilary Clinton is the definition of a perfect human being. Prevent the 2016 Presidential Election from even occurring, and annoint the chosen one to her throne.

"Hey everybody. How'm I doin'? Come on ... I'm not that bad, right? I mean, maybe I was a little douchy at first, but I've grown. I've learned SO much since being here. I'm a better person thanks to this forum. You all like me, right?"

Follow my advice Bushie, and you will be successful.

Insert Aubrey Plazza gif here.

I like Freedom and stuff.

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I love Bob McDonnel.

I am a Libertarian. In Georgia. Come on, listen to me!

Hi, let my fellow countrymen and me austrianize Atlas and the American society. :P

()

Why don't you love me? :(

Ukraine wouldn't be invaded by Russia if their government was formed out of the ideals of Marx and Lenin.

Lumine for God King of Atlasia

TEACHOUT FOR GOVERNOR!

NO, NOW HAWKINS!

Moderate heroism!

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!

Rand is the one!

i made my account with a disposable email, am I paranoid or maybe just a sock?? nooobody knooows

Olol, I was a threesome because I was fired because I had a threesome with 2 of my colleagues. And Simfan, you should remove the stick from your ass

I LOVE EVERYONE!

I once set my display name to W.'s nickname. Also, my signature r moderate hero endorsements.

Libertarianism. Rand  Paul. Liberty.

I AM A MODERATE, PARTISANSHIP IS BAD, I CAN SUPPORT MODERATE DEMOCRATS OVER REPUBLICANS

DDONT HATE EACH OTHER, GUYS!!!!!

Tender indisguise

Hail Satan

Internationalist, pro-life liberalism is the way to go, especially with a healthy dose of Calvinism.

We are debating Ayn Rand at the frat house while eating pizza and beer that we put together in a blender. I'm gonna be the Elections Inspector and Sargent At Arms for the next Frat elections, and afterwords I'll post about why I hate yet also kind of love Richard Nixon and continue to be just plain awesome.

The best policies are those that shrink government and increase liberty, but let's not get crazy here with conspiracy theories bros.

Just stand with Jesus and everything will be OK

Muh libertarianism guys, also vote in my retrospective election series

I'm a true leftist, but obviously Snowstalker, SWE, and TNF go TOO FAR.

I mean COME ON GUYS, GUILLOTINEING ppl? Are u serious??

Clinton 2016!!

I'm the one guy from Vermont

I like to empty quote random posts for no apparent reason

Bob's Burgers is cool. So is socialism. Bernie Sanders is a sellout capitalist pigdog and I regret supporting him.

The only way Hillary doesn't become our next President is if she dies or decides not to run.

Actually, that's a post I literally made almost word for word, but in regards to her being the Democratic nominee, not the next president. :P

SKIP

My body's #ReadyForHillary

I'm a Progressive who is actually rather reasonable.

Other than Bill Miller, who are some possible VP picks for Barry Goldwater in 1964? I ask because I am doing research for my TL.

dae think English Class is just a bunch of Marxist rants?

legalize everything

Socialism! But not Bernie Sanders!

Muh moderate hero and naming myself after W. Bush once.

HAIL PAUL

*Posts some awesome precinct-level map of Washington*

Alternatively, something bad about pro-choice Republicans.

Mary Landrieu has built an oil pipeline to my heart.

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RIP everything

Okay, I considered giving up, but 1,532,367th times the charm, right? Bushie, have you considered dieting? I sent you an entire essay on healthy eating, and I'm hoping it will strike a chord for longer than a few hours this time!

HILLARY! HILLARY 2016! I LOVE HILLARY!

I can't think of any objections to legalizing incest.

Marx and Engels are da Bomb.

An artists impression of Mung Beans' debating on political and philosophical matters here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjSYfwZpj3U)

Stop dem immigrants

Guys, I'm leaving, and this time I'm serious.

Proletariat, the workers, etc. Etc.

Blue avatar lawyer checking in

I don't know what my ideology is

For thehawk


Okay...so how about this for welfare reform...

Cut all welfare 100% and also cut taxes on welfare income 100%!  

Oh, also coupons for free biscuits at KFC.

For rfayette...

Reasonable reasonable reasonable *speaking in tongues* reasonable reasonable teasonable ;)

I personify Minnesota nice.



FREE BISCUITS, EVERYONE

The emails guys, Hillary must be a criminal because of her emails

Third way Blairite strategy will ensure a Clinton win.

God elects man from Creation for salvation or damnation. Also John Kasich 2016.

I like my elaborate collection of Hubert Humphrey buttons which I so frequently wear to various Hubert Humphrey related events.

I may still hate immigrants, but come on, I am not a white supremactst anymore....

Please get off the internet and find God.

I find your political beliefs revolting. Also, you're a moderate hero.

I'm sick of this Leninist Bullsh**t. I came in here to talk about my TL, not to be called a racist just because of my proud Southern White Heritage.

Capitalism and freedom are incompatible. Lenin was right.

My username may be for a new-dealer, but I sure am not one.

I may seem like a crazy evangelical, but I'm not. I'm quite the shocker.

Bigby

LOL.

Literally the only Cruz supporter in the Bay State checking in

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Let's just go back to the 50's y'all.

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I just want to add that I am no longer racist guys.

muh moderation, muh libertarianism #mmmmk :P ;)

I'm really conservative but moderates ummm. #TeaPartyisEvil #ImaRino

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TEAM BERNIE B*^&HES!!!!!

Oh, heheh sorry about that, I just really like Bernie that's all.  Did I forget to mention I'm from North Carolina?

be doop be doop doop doop I'm a mormon.

Stop.  Trump.  Now.

Christianity is Serenity.

muh libertarianism mixed with muh independent streak

It's funny when Democrats buck their own party.

Muh moderate libertarianism

God, compassionate conservatism, Midwestern values

Have I mentioned that I am of Portuguese descent?

I say offensive and over the top sh**t to get attention, like a typical internet troll.

I'm a Republican who uses an Independent avatar to be a #moderatehero.

*darthebearnc talks in 3rd person like a Khajiit.

ISRAEL!!!!!

Otherwise normal. Carry on.

I stand for Truth, Justice, and the American Way! ...or at least a right-wing nutjob's idea of it.

I dislike most people.

*darthebearnc is saddened by the cruel things said in this thread.

I am a reasonable left-of-center poster.

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I don't think you know much about me.


To be clear, this was aimed at a sock, not ChairmanSanchez.

SKIP

I was wondering where that came from :P.

-skip-

Richard Nixon would never have let this happen.

I can't adequately express the parody (unless I post an explanation three times longer in parenthesis. Not that I truly believe that. Of course. Japan)

:D

Madeleine:

...The most problematic aspect of Sanders' campaign IMO is his use of the word "progressive". Isn't it very problematic - not to mention westcentric and, dare I say, patriarchal - to label any direction is better than any other one?

Etc.

Afleitch:
Fight and you may die. Run and youwill live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now,
would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for
one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and tell
our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take
our freedom!

...

That said, I do hope the new economic policy isn't too radical or anything.

Obama is clearly in the top 5 of all US Presidents, but Clinton is just another horrible.

Muh religion.

Bernie Sanders is literally Jesus Christ.

Also, stop making fun of people, guys!

Muh Superman, American way

y u all so meen?!?!?!?

why won't the mods notice me? i love them so much </3

Capitalism is evil.

Democracy without a strongman is evil.

Excuse me?

SKIP

Badger: I'm a prosecutor now so ALL CRIMINALS ARE EVIL MONSTERS WHO DESERVE TO DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY AND THEN BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL!!!!!!!!

Social democracy is the pinnacle of humanity.

Social progressivism is like a bunch of people trying to go on a hike with a map and compass, except all of their compasses are permanently jammed to point whatever direction they happened to be facing at the time. Then everyone gets in an argument about who is going to get 'there' first, but no one can answer that question because they haven't settled where 'there' is in the first place.

(insert religion-related material here)

I like Bill Clinton and I'm a Republican!

Everyone is a great person.

How DARE you enjoy meat! MONSTERS!!!!

I am entirely offended by the lack of mention of women anywhere in this post.

I'm really torn on Donald Trump. I mean, he's a douchey person and all, but he wants to kick out all the illegals.

I definitely shouldn't be using a blue avatar; I'm an independent through and through.

*darthebear once again sighs

Sorry, I'll be less circumspect.

"I am an honest to goodness fascist"

Well, not all. ;)

<skip>

Dude, what the  is wrong with you?

Remember, guys, my party should be and is composed wholly of moderates and libertarians.

*darthebearnc is thinking oakvale is a big meanie

Errr....you're wrong bro

On CrabCrake: Can't the U.S. just have Obama for life and solve everything already?

On Rfayette: Ya' know how everyone here's become more liberal? Well...not me ~smirks~

I'm a conservadem like a modern day Sam Yorty. Really missing the good people(there probably once was at least two besides me).

Then in 1982, Congressman Pete McCloskey was elected to the Senate. By 1984, he was prepared to take on the McCarthy/Lindsay administration. McCarthy/Lindsay really suffered from their association with the Yorty administration and its failures. Winthrop Rockefeller, Jr. was later elected President in the 2000's.

Bro, are you even in a frat?

We discussed this issue at my church. As Leviticus clearly points out, frat boys are indeed represented on Atlas at approximately 8% above the national average. But in all honestly, I believe this is a personal matter, and should be treated as such.

I agree with all of the preceding poster's points. Hillary 2016.

Hillary, for you and me!

God told me to vote for Ted Cruz, and I'll be damned if I don't do it twice.

(in 2024) Did I mention that I called #BattlegroundWyoming three months ago? Because I totally did.

Omg, like, Chelsea....did you see Lexi today?  I mean, it's like...you can wear those pants if you want...but it wont stop your ass from looking like two coffee cans taped together.

(This was more a parody of style than of content)

the messages from my tin foil hat confirm THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING!!!

And yet somehow I am otherwise completely rational.

::)

OH MY GOD Clinton's winning! Clinton's winning by a lot! YES! ;D ;D ;D

LOL, will everyone just calm down for a second? It's a frykin' Gravis poll. k thnks.

Time for an English muffin...did I show you my travel pics?

Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, it sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[Proceeds to bring down the forum equivalent of hail and brimstone down on some poor unfortunate poster.]

Bel Edwards is love, Bel Edwards is life

Anybody, anybody but Trump

I'm pretty much a genius.  God created the earth in 6, 24 hour days in 4004 bc while he was riding a dinosaur and eating beef jerky. I got a perfect score on my SAT and ACT.

This is literally the worst topic I have ever seen. I might have to call the gay mafia about this one. People like this disgust me. Oh, did I mention I'm gay?

As a Jew, I can say with 100% certainty that South Carolina will vote for Hillary Clinton.

All sjw all the time

Jesus, jesus, jesus, yay!

lol I'm totally a centrist. Also F**K Trump, GO HILLARY!

Yeah HFP is totally winning the South seat.

Discuss with maps

Going to be getting two ballot papers this November. One that I'll use to vote for Hillary and Kirkpatrick, and the other to roll myself a fat post-victory joint.

Smoke pot and vote Johnson!

Ted Cruz is the best... he's just really, really the best. What was that about slaughtering Muslims?

Nevada or Ohio?

What's the "2016 board"?

I'm so excited! All the good candidates are going to win! Yay!

Ooh boy, I'm so goshdarn excited to canvass in New Hampshire! That poll is junk, don't worry.

Something, something, sarcasm.

Please end this election already

I pray that if one of the two nominees of the major parties win, at least Scott Bradley and his chin-beard survives, for the hairs on his chin will someday make America decent again.

look at me REEL LIBERTARIANS 4 Trump Train, vroom vroom.

I love Ralph Northam Ralph Northam is the best omg

Something, something, sarcasm, rock song reference.

Cereal ;)

I try to collect titles. I think I've been doing a pretty good job. I have 3 or so currently, 17 in all my career.

Ask Me Anything

Why does Tender want to put refugee women in his basement?

Oh btw, guess who I'm mod twins with ;)

Dude. 5.
(skip)

The only thing better than socialism is anti abortion Trumpists who hate pc culture.

Everything*

sklip

@ Mr. Reactionary: I have a Constitution Party avatar, but also seem pretty rational, even-tempered, ideologically consistent, and capable of respectfully disagreeing with left-leaning posters.

Something, something, Game of Thrones.

(insert reference to the song you're listening to here)

Something bad happened to me!? The word for that is RIPeebs ya' dummy

Anyone else who wants to ask my anything...pretty plz? with a cherry on top? ANYYYONE???

no.

we don't exist solely to tickle your fancy.

it's just like with trump - constantly seeking approval and affirmation from everyone around them.


edit:

not talking about justintimecuber, but his in-character impersonation.

I'm not Xingkerui, damnit!!!

We will bring Jante's Law back.

abortionz is bad

the Atlasian Senate is a very important body and its dignity must be respected!

Why haven't I been asked everything yet?

lmao I have to say there are much better things about me you guys could parody :3

skip

I'm going to steal ALL of your wives, just watch

(Idk kinda had to go off the sig)

If only Trump weren't President...

the gayz are bad because jesus

lmao, there's more stuff to parody about rfayette than the jesus stuff :3

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What's that strange thing you call sarcasm? ???

Something something T***p.

Scissors, scissors, scissors....

(Sorry, just had to do it. :P )

Fair enough. :P
(skip)
EDIT: Don't want to make another post conceding the scissors point to LLR, so I'll do it here. RFayette already did it. :P

Hey everyone! I'm super nice! ignore the awful political views

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(not actually skipping)

Scissors ;) :P

Why can't the SJWs and leftists just leave the Democratic Party?

Abortion is bad! BTW I'm RFayette, nice to meet you, have you heard the good news?

2024: Matt Sanchez topples 3-term congresswoman Emily Burns in FL-3, winning landslides in the rural parts of the district and outweighing Gainesville and Ocala. R+1

Check out my latest gerry!

I'm going to keep smoking inhuman amounts of crack until season six of Quantum Leap comes out.

Muh Blue Dog-Progressive Coalition!

Part of me wants to go double check that that wasn't copy and pasted... haha

Muh scissors.

Sorry, but that's too easy. :P

we are going to tolerate the moderate losers as long as we must.....may the REAL left heroes plz stand up?

I'm like kinda a lib I guess whatever idc

That's the challenge, Antonio. Imitate me without mentioning scissors. ;)
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Ask me everything... pretty please. I'll be funny, I promise.

80s rock is great, man. Modern music is for losers.

Long live rock and non-SJW Dems!

I don't support theocracy
lol jk

MISSOURI IS DEMOCRATIC IN SPIRIT, not new Arkansas. I swear. GO BERNIE! GO WARREN!

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I feel honored. :)
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Arch, I think Walker is awesome. He has done only good for the people of Wisconsin. He is a man of the people. He deserves a million terms in office, yes, a million, so that his awesomeness can touch the Badger State for 4 million years.

I like White Bread.

Jesus hates abortions, and so do I

Siren didn't vote for me for PPT. :P

I am running for Senate in 2050 when Cochran finally retires. I will win in a landslide because MS will be a Democratic state by then.

Note: Even though there's no way you could still confuse me for a British man, I just wanted to make it clear.

I'm an

Kander would be a real winner nationwide! The fact he lost last year is irrelevant.

-Only mods who agree with me!

Quantum Leap gives me life!

berniebros gtfo

I am a MO Democrat. AMA!

Something something white bread.

Scott Bakula something something Scott Bakula

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(Enter SpongeBob reference here)

Socially liberal but fiscally conservative but pro-life but Christian.

CENTRISM, HURR DURR

(circa October)
I'm not a crook!

And I wasn't.

SKIP

Sure, but you still said it, hence I said it.
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Welp that is my plan and it's going to work! ;)

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I own several pairs of Bernie-themed scissors.
That I use to cut out pictures of Bernie to tape onto my scissors.

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EDIT: and of course: The scissors spawned from these scissors:
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For the last time, I'm not British.

THE WORLD NEED MORE OF THE CHRIS_IAN VALUES!

All Populist, all the time!

T***p

(Insert reference to comedy I'm watching here)

at least I'm not socially conservative guys. guys... guys?

Something something Clorox Bleach Bernie

Abortion is bad, bad, bad. Must go!

-That man was looking at Putin disrespectfully. Wouldn't call it murder. Besides, it was clearly faked by the media.

At this point I'd vote for the actual Zodiac Killer over Trump.

I'm still a Democrat because....Andrew Jackson!

;)

[posts ten unfunny memes, one per post]

- The only woman I would want as a mod here is Natalia Poklonskaya.

How many times do I have to say it? I'm not xingkerui!
Please. I have the morals to put all the unfunny memes I think of in one post.

Does Scott Bakula like scissors?

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The answer is yes. Exhibit A.
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Kasich Republicans unite!

The face of a hero:
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Who cares?

Aye

I hate Paul Ryan.

-I hate the mods.

Something something liberty

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I was tempted to do a million but that would take 364 posts

(uses 2 posts to parody the previous poster)

hey at least I didn't go with the 364

Fair enough. :P
(skip, and I assume JTC is a skip too)

An instrument used for cutting cloth, paper, and other thin material, consisting of two blades laid one on top of the other and fastened in the middle so as to allow them to be opened and closed by a thumb and finger inserted through rings on the end of their handles.

I skipped.

Anyway, T***p.

Hey, at least I found a clever way to spin it. >:(

Fine! T***P T***r. :P

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My family is now camping in a house trailer all year to not missing out on any sudden Trump victory rally - 2016 lives forever!

In order to adapt to modernity and remain competitive, the left needs to adopt the economic program of Margaret Thatcher.

LePen stinks?

Look at muh new congressional districts and moderate hero #hottakes!

Obama and the Democrats are great but punctuation isn't!

I'm edgy, I'm 14, and a populist-dove-libertarianhating-rockstar. What more do you want?

If you'd be a hot mama, that'd be sexilicious.

Scissors are all you need!

Vote to end abortion, and always be rational in our arguments, but there are some things we cannot compromise on

I don't know what the fck I'm talking about because my head is so far up my own ass in my little conservative bubble, but I won't let that stop me from providing expert #analysis.

At some point people are going to realize that this "religion" thing is stupid and I'm the best poster on Atlas.

Transphobia and homophobia are absolutely unforgivable.

Bernie is the best!

lolol

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I wish I lived in Massachusetts, but I really don't care.

I love life in Massachusetts?

Give me a moment while I share my IP on the internet

Johnson is love, Johnson is life. :P

And this congressional district is white because I didn't feel like coloring it in.

In my alternate reality, people think I'm British all the time, and they're wrong

meet me in st.louis

PUXATANI PHIL

Quantum leap is the essence of life, and Scott Bakula is #1

Cosmic Brownies

I have a sudden urge to edit his face onto Robbie Rotten now.
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Jesus, 'nough said

I write stuff :P

He has made me Dad!

Lol, again?

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scis- uh, I mean, scott bakula

don't blame me, I voted Koster

Hillary is more pro-life than Bernie or Trump.

Kal and Virginia are still mods.

Let's go Atlasia!

I don't like T***p's style, but he'll appoint Justices who will overturn Roe v. Wade, which is all that matters.

Oh for f**k's sake, fbm is terrible (sane), but I'll vote form him over T***p.

Democrats are good Republicans are bad beep boop

[insert something cool that's map related here]

The free market usually works.

If Leviticus says it warrants the death penalty, it warrants the death penalty.

Opinion of Sheldon Whitehouse? Solid FF IMO.