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Title: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Adam Griffin on June 24, 2013, 03:48:51 AM
Thanks to NM-AM hero and IDS Legislator Hashemite for the inspiration behind this graphic story. With so many interesting events occurring in this recent Presidential election, it deserves a place in history – cemented via many, many GIFs, of course.



April 2013:

Federalist Party:

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Labor Party:

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Liberal Party:

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When asked about their nominee's chances:

Laborites:

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Federalists:

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Liberals:

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Here comes Xahar and Hash:

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When it's realized the Federalists need a new candidate:

Federalists:

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Laborites:

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Liberals:

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Matt from VT announces his candidacy:

Labor HQ:

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Federalist HQ:

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After the first round of polling:

Federalist HQ:

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Labor HQ:

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Liberal HQ:

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NM-AM HQ:

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Meanwhile, in the Pacific...

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When Labor mentions the idea of merging with the Liberals:

Laborites:

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Liberals:

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Then Labor was all like:

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When The Atlasian Laborinth says another Federalist will challenge Matt:

The Federalists said:

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The next day, Oakvale announces:

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Hagrid in public:

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Hagrid in private:

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The mood at Labor HQ:

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Oakvale loses the Federalist primary:

At Labor HQ:

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At Federalist HQ:

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At Liberal HQ:

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When Liberals start endorsing Matt:

Laborites:

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Federalists:

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When the final round of polling comes in:

Federalists:

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Liberals:

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Laborites:

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Two days before the election, the country finds out about Operation Rimjob:

Liberals:

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Laborites:

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NM-AM:

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Federalists:

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ELECTION DAY - The polls open:

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Just a few hours later, PMs go down:

Everyone is like:

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A few hours after that @ Labor HQ:

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Everywhere else:

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When half the Liberal Party starts voting for Matt:

Laborites were like:

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Federalists were like:

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Liberals were like:

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The next day, PMs come back online:

Labor:

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Federalist:

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Liberal:

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Oh no! More defections from the Left:

Labor's response:

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The final day! Matt takes the lead:

What the rest of the country thinks Labor feels like:

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What Labor actually feels like:

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3...2...1...

Labor:

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Federalist:

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Liberal:

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Labor wins again (duh). Its response...

...to its supporters:

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...to the Federalists:

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...to the turncoat Liberals and other haters:

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Labor's advice for Atlasia:

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Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Queen Mum Inks.LWC on June 24, 2013, 04:01:20 AM
Love it!


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Bacon King on June 24, 2013, 04:03:31 AM
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Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Adam Griffin on June 24, 2013, 04:35:39 AM


Thanks!


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: TNF on June 24, 2013, 08:45:18 AM
Winning!


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: windjammer on June 24, 2013, 08:53:27 AM
A small rectification: The liberals haven't endorsed anyone and Averroes has won the majority of the Liberal's votes.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Lambsbread on June 24, 2013, 10:46:21 AM
Ariana Grande made it for me tbh


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: The world will shine with light in our nightmare on June 24, 2013, 10:53:47 AM
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Have a cookie.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Sopranos Republican on June 24, 2013, 04:10:47 PM
Hash, Adam, this is dope!

Same.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: PJ on June 25, 2013, 08:28:10 AM
Lolz


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Sec. of State Superique on June 25, 2013, 04:58:12 PM
Hey Adam! The Liberal Party suppose to be a moderate party after all, we are not supposed to vote for the Labor candidate every single time.

The crazy thing is that you have already won and now you are trying to make fun of those Liberals that voted on Matt!This is a silly action however; the Liberal Party usually is at the same side of the Labor Party. So why have you made a post dedicated to blame many of our members?


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Napoleon on June 25, 2013, 05:01:13 PM
Hey Adam! The Liberal Party suppose to be a moderate party after all, we are not supposed to vote for the Labor candidate every single time.

The crazy thing is that you have already won and now you are trying to make fun of those Liberals that voted on Matt!This is a silly action however; the Liberal Party usually is at the same side of the Labor Party. So why have you made a post dedicated to blame many of our members?

Labor shouldn have expected a single Liberal vote anyway. Having a well-liked party chair on the ticket wasn't good enough for them so I don't see why the reverse would be true.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on June 25, 2013, 05:03:17 PM
Hey Adam! The Liberal Party suppose to be a moderate party after all, we are not supposed to vote for the Labor candidate every single time.

The crazy thing is that you have already won and now you are trying to make fun of those Liberals that voted on Matt!This is a silly action however; the Liberal Party usually is at the same side of the Labor Party. So why have you made a post dedicated to blame many of our members?

Labor shouldn have expected a single Liberal vote anyway. Having a well-liked party chair on the ticket wasn't good enough for them so I don't see why the reverse would be true.

Someone's bitter.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Napoleon on June 25, 2013, 05:04:48 PM
Hey Adam! The Liberal Party suppose to be a moderate party after all, we are not supposed to vote for the Labor candidate every single time.

The crazy thing is that you have already won and now you are trying to make fun of those Liberals that voted on Matt!This is a silly action however; the Liberal Party usually is at the same side of the Labor Party. So why have you made a post dedicated to blame many of our members?

Labor shouldn have expected a single Liberal vote anyway. Having a well-liked party chair on the ticket wasn't good enough for them so I don't see why the reverse would be true.

Someone's bitter.

I'm not bitter. Most votes ever> relying on a troll movement for a two vote victory


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Adam Griffin on June 25, 2013, 05:12:46 PM
Hey Adam! The Liberal Party suppose to be a moderate party after all, we are not supposed to vote for the Labor candidate every single time.

The crazy thing is that you have already won and now you are trying to make fun of those Liberals that voted on Matt!This is a silly action however; the Liberal Party usually is at the same side of the Labor Party. So why have you made a post dedicated to blame many of our members?

Nix is a moderate. Nix has plenty of experience and actually cares about this game. The fact that anyone besides the Liberaltarian wing of your party voted against him for a candidate who had a questionable amount of experience and was to the right of your party's values demonstrates the personality-based tactics that were clearly at play. Not all Liberals felt that way, thankfully, and we are grateful for their support.

The Liberal and Labor Parties are capable of working together on a variety of issues and have in the past. We have supported and endorsed Liberal candidates, even in this last election. We didn't threaten to withdraw our endorsements, nor did we threaten to sit out elections because a candidate from the Liberal Party was the front-runner. With a great party Chair like DemPGH and with the worst elements of your party formally gone, maybe the Liberal Party can rebuild itself once again into something that is respectable and that not a knee-jerk cult for some washed-up has-been. 


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: HagridOfTheDeep on June 25, 2013, 05:24:03 PM
In response to Xahar, I don't know how anyone can be bitter. No one even dreamed it would be this close. Obviously the margin is a bit painful if you're a Federalist because you can look at every single mistake and every "woulda-coulda-shoulda...." but at the end of the day, damn. We overperformed. And I'm proud. :)

Also, just to get back to the gifs, I'll say that you're a bit wrong about the primary. Coming clean: I did fight hard for Oakvale in private during the first few days (sorry Matt... I'm sure you can at least understand why shaking things up might have had some appeal :P), but I eventually realized that Matt was a better candidate to face Nix. Oakvale's strengths did not match up as well against Nix's weaknesses, and, had Oakvale won, there would've been defections anyway. So we weren't mad when Matt won. At the end of the day, I don't think Oakvale would've done as well as Matt.

And you can call it personality politics, Griffin... but you went negative early. People have called the debate about positivity "cheesy," but when you've got a problem with participation, nasty debate isn't going to help things at all. I still hold that the most important job of president is his or her role as a conciliator and compromiser. Of course Nix has more qualifications and experience than Matt... and I hope Nix is a good president. But there's nothing wrong with wanting a politician who has a different kind of style to occupy the White House. And that's all I'll say. I don't want to get into a fight, but I've got to defend Matt and his supporters.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Maxwell on June 25, 2013, 05:35:00 PM
The fact that anyone besides the Liberaltarian wing of your party voted against him for a candidate who had a questionable amount of experience and was to the right of your party's values demonstrates the personality-based tactics that were clearly at play.

You mean our campaign reached out to voters? What a shocking thing to do in an election!


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: windjammer on June 25, 2013, 05:56:15 PM
I don't know why but I think that a merge between the Liberal party and the Labor party will never happen


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Napoleon on June 25, 2013, 07:51:07 PM
washed-up has-been (noun)

1. someone I couldn't defeat in February
2. someone my party couldn't defeat in April
3. someone who will win next time


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY on June 25, 2013, 07:55:09 PM
Strong words from a washed-up has-been.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Adam Griffin on June 25, 2013, 08:38:38 PM

Indeed. But hey, if you had been playing the same fantasy simulator for years, you'd probably feel the same way and have a hard time letting go, too.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: DemPGH on June 25, 2013, 09:28:53 PM
Well, I find the images funny - that's good work. As to some of the bickering that goes on, I'm determined to just work around it. On the Labor side I return the respect to Griffin - Labor runs a phenomenal operation. We Liberals comprise a party that is probably the most diverse ideologically in the game, and we're a large party, so we're just going to have some of this, but I say again that the way forward is to get the people together who will work together and go forward. The more conservative elements of the Liberal Party I will gladly listen to, although we may vote differently. That happens. Nix ran a classy, informative campaign, and our united effort helped stave off a tough, tough Federalist push. That's how I see it, and more cooperation will serve us well!

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Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Lincoln Republican on June 25, 2013, 11:18:56 PM

Napoleon is not a washed-up has-been.

Napoleon is one of the most dedicated, knowledgeable, intelligent, talented, and  effective public servants, legislators, and leaders in the history of Atlasia.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Zanas on June 26, 2013, 09:06:42 AM

Napoleon is not a washed-up has-been.

Napoleon is one of the most dedicated, knowledgeable, intelligent, talented, and  effective public servants, legislators, and leaders in the history of Atlasia.
Someone wants a blowjob...


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Lincoln Republican on June 26, 2013, 08:16:07 PM
I was not aware this forum was populated with disgusting childish morons like Marcus Aurelius.

What is your level of maturity, thirteen? 

Oh, sorry, I have just insulted all thirteen year olds by bringing them down to your level. 

Now we know where your mind is at and what your inner desires really are.  After all, if one is obsessed with something, as you obviously are, one will express their true inner desires for oneself by openly making them public, as you have just done.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on June 26, 2013, 08:32:09 PM
I was not aware this forum was populated with disgusting childish morons like Marcus Aurelius.

What is your level of maturity, thirteen? 

Oh, sorry, I have just insulted all thirteen year olds by bringing them down to your level. 

Now we know where your mind is at and what your inner desires really are.  After all, if one is obsessed with something, as you obviously are, one will express their true inner desires for oneself by openly making them public, as you have just done.
You have such a way with words as to make literally everything you say seem disingenuous.

I like Napoleon just fine... but reading your post gushing about him struck me as... feigned.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Napoleon on June 26, 2013, 08:53:39 PM
I'd just like to point out that I agree with Winfield completely, and I don't care for a blowjob at this moment.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Lincoln Republican on June 26, 2013, 09:10:52 PM
I was not aware this forum was populated with disgusting childish morons like Marcus Aurelius.

What is your level of maturity, thirteen? 

Oh, sorry, I have just insulted all thirteen year olds by bringing them down to your level. 

Now we know where your mind is at and what your inner desires really are.  After all, if one is obsessed with something, as you obviously are, one will express their true inner desires for oneself by openly making them public, as you have just done.
You have such a way with words as to make literally everything you say seem disingenuous.


Snowguy, that is clearly because you fail to grasp the full gravity of my advanced writing skills.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Lincoln Republican on June 26, 2013, 09:23:24 PM

I like Napoleon just fine... but reading your post gushing about him struck me as... feigned.

For the record, I consider my comments regarding Napoleon as accurate.

But, this is a free country, and you are of course at liberty to draw your own conclusions.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY on June 26, 2013, 11:39:45 PM
We seem to have a pair of narcissists on our hands.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Zanas on June 27, 2013, 05:46:56 AM
I was not aware this forum was populated with disgusting childish morons like Marcus Aurelius.

What is your level of maturity, thirteen? 

Oh, sorry, I have just insulted all thirteen year olds by bringing them down to your level. 

Now we know where your mind is at and what your inner desires really are.  After all, if one is obsessed with something, as you obviously are, one will express their true inner desires for oneself by openly making them public, as you have just done.
Haha ! ^__^"


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: The world will shine with light in our nightmare on June 27, 2013, 09:53:18 AM
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Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on June 27, 2013, 10:04:37 AM
I'd just like to point out that I agree with Winfield completely, and I don't care for a blowjob at this moment.
So you just finished having a brief relaxation? ;)


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Lincoln Republican on June 27, 2013, 07:55:28 PM
I was not aware this forum was populated with disgusting childish morons like Marcus Aurelius.

What is your level of maturity, thirteen? 

Oh, sorry, I have just insulted all thirteen year olds by bringing them down to your level. 

Now we know where your mind is at and what your inner desires really are.  After all, if one is obsessed with something, as you obviously are, one will express their true inner desires for oneself by openly making them public, as you have just done.
Haha ! ^__^"

Oh, great comeback Marcus Perv relius.

But then again, that's about all I would expect from someone who has My Little Pony as his signature.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Napoleon on June 27, 2013, 07:56:34 PM
I was not aware this forum was populated with disgusting childish morons like Marcus Aurelius.

What is your level of maturity, thirteen? 

Oh, sorry, I have just insulted all thirteen year olds by bringing them down to your level. 

Now we know where your mind is at and what your inner desires really are.  After all, if one is obsessed with something, as you obviously are, one will express their true inner desires for oneself by openly making them public, as you have just done.
Haha ! ^__^"

Oh, great comeback Marcus Perv relius.

But then again, that's about all I would expect from someone who has My Little Pony as his signature.

TAKE THAT!!!


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Zanas on June 28, 2013, 05:39:32 AM
I am so crushed right now... I think I am going to go cry for hours like the 5-year old girl I obviously am.

But seriously, Winfield, what is your problem ?


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 28, 2013, 12:09:36 PM
Does the Liberal Party even exists anymore other than registration of severeal people?



Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Bacon King on June 28, 2013, 12:20:07 PM
My Little Pony, invalidate

Childish morons, invalidate

Marcus Perv relius, invalidate

blowjob offers, invalidate


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY on June 28, 2013, 08:53:45 PM
So it seems Winfield's officially re-descended into self-parody.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Lincoln Republican on June 28, 2013, 08:55:52 PM
I am so crushed right now... I think I am going to go cry for hours like the 5-year old girl I obviously am.

But seriously, Winfield, what is your problem ?

Congratulations.  You are capable of a more than  one word reply after all.  Good for you.  We're so proud of you.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Lincoln Republican on June 28, 2013, 08:59:11 PM
So it seems Winfield's officially re-descended into self-parody.

That might be funny if you had any clue at all what you're talking about.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Adam Griffin on June 28, 2013, 09:01:39 PM
Snowguy, that is clearly because you fail to grasp the full gravity of my advanced writing skills.

That might be funny if you had any clue at all what you're talking about.

Bold claims for someone who ends sentences with prepositions.

My Little Pony, invalidate

Childish morons, invalidate

Marcus Perv relius, invalidate

blowjob offers, invalidate

I love you.



I also love how much attention this thread continues to receive. Please, keep it up!


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Napoleon on June 28, 2013, 09:02:03 PM
Clearly Winfield and I are the only ones fit to lead around here.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Lincoln Republican on June 28, 2013, 09:13:31 PM

I also love how much attention this thread continues to receive. Please, keep it up!

Gosh, thanks.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Snowstalker Mk. II on June 28, 2013, 09:18:42 PM
May I request October 2012? :D


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Napoleon on June 28, 2013, 09:40:51 PM

Permission granted


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: LastVoter on June 29, 2013, 01:14:58 AM
Clearly Winfield and I are the only ones fit to lead around here.
Maybe a herd of sheep.


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Adam Griffin on June 29, 2013, 01:33:55 AM
Clearly Winfield and I are the only ones fit to lead around here.
Maybe a herd of sheep.

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Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Lincoln Republican on June 29, 2013, 06:28:18 PM
Clearly Winfield and I are the only ones fit to lead around here.

See, I told you Napoleon is knowledgeable and intelligent.

Now this just proves it.  :)


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Terry the Fat Shark on April 25, 2017, 03:57:47 AM
B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L tbh


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Adam Griffin on April 25, 2017, 07:13:20 AM

I still think, for the most part - after all this time - that June '13 was the most exciting election I've ever seen in the game. I'm forgetting a couple of others right now that I know were fun, but this one was just awesome all the way through!


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Enduro on April 25, 2017, 04:08:49 PM
If you do another one, I will be very happy


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Maxwell on April 25, 2017, 08:39:26 PM
It's been one long decline from here :P


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Adam Griffin on April 25, 2017, 09:32:42 PM
If you do another one, I will be very happy

Honestly they should have put me out to pasture years ago - I'm too low-energy these days to keep up with whatever is considered to be hoopla, because...


I know - SAD!


Title: Re: A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the June 2013 Presidential Election
Post by: Anna Komnene on April 26, 2017, 01:56:23 AM
I remember this!  That thank you gif made me feel special for some reason.  :P