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Title: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: The world will shine with light in our nightmare on January 27, 2013, 10:04:48 AM
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Mellisa Lee Williams, 41, confronted her ex-husband and his friend at a small motel with a butcher knife and demanded that they perform oral-sex on her. Either that, or she threatened to cut their throats. Quite a generous offer.

The incident took place at the 77 Motor Inn, located in Ripley, West Virginia where both Melissa Lee Williams and her former husband, Danny Williams, separately called home.

In a police report obtained by thesmokinggun.com, it details the outlandish evening. Lee Williams is said to have arrived at Danny Williams' motel room, highly intoxicated, carrying a butcher knife. Without being invited into the room, she walked in and said "eat my p*ssy" and began to undress, unprompted. Soon she was nude, laying on the bed.
Examiner (http://www.examiner.com/article/woman-demands-men-perform-oral-sex-while-threatening-them-with-a-butcher-knife)

The rest of the third paragraph is probably too vulgar to post, so I highly encourage reading the rest of the article...


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: minionofmidas on January 27, 2013, 10:06:48 AM
They wanna be equal, they need to behave equal. This woman is my heroine.


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: Tender Branson on January 27, 2013, 10:16:41 AM
Clarence probably just came.


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: minionofmidas on January 27, 2013, 10:25:29 AM
This town's wiki page lists as notable residents a Baseball pro, an 1890s Congressman, and two Miss West Virginias. Just saying.



Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: opebo on January 27, 2013, 11:27:42 AM

Haha! - "he became "overwhelmed by horrible v*****l odor" and quickly retreated from his set upon task"


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on January 27, 2013, 11:36:32 AM

Haha! - "he became "overwhelmed by horrible v*****l odor" and quickly retreated from his set upon task"

Stop saying things which will get Clarence aroused......  ;)


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: opebo on January 27, 2013, 12:07:36 PM

Haha! - "he became "overwhelmed by horrible v*****l odor" and quickly retreated from his set upon task"

Stop saying things which will get Clarence aroused......  ;)

Oh the humanity!

I remember back when I used to drive a taxicab - the odors of the poor ladies who were our daytime customer base were just astounding.  Enough to drive you from the car whilst they were fully clothed.  They seemed to try to cover it up with some strange powders - the smell of the powders was nearly as bad - or as bad mixed with - the original fishy odor.

To my mind, that, rather than the grubby Dorito-smell of the poor child - is the true smell of poverty.

By contrst, poor farmers (what few still exist) here, living 'traditional' lifestyles', smell quite healthy - they just smell like earth and sweat.


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: Snowstalker Mk. II on January 27, 2013, 12:34:04 PM
"Somebody is going to eat my p*ssy or I’m going to cut your ing throat."

Interesting...


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: opebo on January 27, 2013, 04:23:27 PM
"Somebody is going to eat my p*ssy or I’m going to cut your ing throat."

Really more apropos than E pluribus Unum or In God We Trust, n'est-ce pas?


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: CLARENCE 2015! on January 27, 2013, 06:41:45 PM
BBW and BDSM together...I don't know if my heart or my Cialis can keep up!


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on January 27, 2013, 08:02:05 PM
BBW and BDSM together...I don't know if my heart or my Cialis can keep up!

I thought one of the B's in BBW was supposed to stand for beautiful.  Granted, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but if you think that particular big woman is beautiful, you need to see an eye doctor.


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: CLARENCE 2015! on January 27, 2013, 08:47:09 PM
BBW and BDSM together...I don't know if my heart or my Cialis can keep up!

I thought one of the B's in BBW was supposed to stand for beautiful.  Granted, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but if you think that particular big woman is beautiful, you need to see an eye doctor.
Agreed-I wouldn't touch this crazy broad with a ten foot pole...


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: Frodo on January 27, 2013, 08:49:01 PM
Apparently West Virginia women don't take showers, if that picture is of any indication....   :P


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: rejectamenta on January 27, 2013, 09:00:44 PM
Unfortunately, the author took some artistic liberties with the headline photo since it's been floating around the net for years.


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: they don't love you like i love you on January 27, 2013, 09:11:06 PM
I had to look up some actual pics and...yeah not much better. If she actually looked nice I'd have no problem with her doing that to me.


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: DemPGH on January 27, 2013, 09:23:52 PM
Rural 'Murica.

Actually, I was wondering if this was a joke or someone was trying their hand at seedy pulp fiction, because the whole thing is written tongue-in-cheek, but I guess not. You can't beat this:

Melissa Lee Williams, unable to handle the mutual rejection, stood up and grabbed the butcher knife. She then bellowed:

Somebody is going to eat my p*ssy or I’m going to cut your --ing throat.

Despite their intoxicated state the two males knew of Lee Williams' propensity for violence, and correctly called law enforcement to intervene.


?!?! Ya don't say!

This town's wiki page lists as notable residents a Baseball pro, an 1890s Congressman, and two Miss West Virginias. Just saying.



If that picture is accurate, safe to say she wasn't one?

"Somebody is going to eat my p*ssy or I’m going to cut your ing throat."

Really more apropos than E pluribus Unum or In God We Trust, n'est-ce pas?

LOL! I guess so.


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: Joe Biden is your president. Deal with it. on January 28, 2013, 12:47:17 AM
That would be funny if this happen to Rick Santorum.


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: minionofmidas on January 28, 2013, 06:00:46 AM
I had to look up some actual pics and...yeah not much better.
Definite resemblance, too.

Anyways, she's plead guilty and got 90 days probation and a court costs bill of 185$.


Title: Re: Woman demands men perform oral sex while threatening them with a butcher knife
Post by: Eraserhead on January 28, 2013, 09:53:20 PM
BBW and BDSM together...I don't know if my heart or my Cialis can keep up!

Never change, clarence.