How would the following movies end if they were directed by M. Night Shaymalan?
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« on: June 14, 2008, 10:38:25 PM »
Juno
Superbad
No Country For Old Men
There Will Be Blood
Titanic
Dumb and Dumber
300
The Departed
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma
Knocked Up
American Pie
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 11:21:47 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 11:26:48 PM »
What a twist!
(if you've ever seen that robot chicken skit)

Superbad: you find out that the drunk homeless guy was actually God and he shows up at the mall at the end to smite the guys.
Titanic: you find out at the end it was actually set in a parallel world where icebergs are actually superintelligent and secretly control the world.
300: all along the Spartans were just fighting themselves.
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle: all a dream.
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2008, 11:37:33 PM »
« Edited: June 15, 2008, 07:04:41 PM by Eraserhead »
Juno- Juno turns out to be a dude... pregnant with an alien baby.

Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma - The Nazis turn out to be American soldiers and we learn who the real fascist rapists are! Shaymalan style!
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2008, 04:29:22 PM »
There Will be Blood- When Eli's head is bashed open with the bowling pin, tiny alien babies crawl out and scuttle through the room.......
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2008, 06:13:23 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2008, 06:28:35 PM »
Juno: Juno has a miscarriage, and Jennifer Garner dies, revealing that they are the same person
Superbad: Mclovin' actually is a 25 year old hawaiian organ donor.
No Country For Old Men: Chigurh never existed, Tommy Lee Jones was just a crazy killer
Titanic: The whole story was a kids imagination while he played with a toy ship in the bathtub.
300: It all actually happened in the modern day, but the plants of the region released a gas that made them all crazy.
The Departed: The same as before, but insert the plot of Face Off
Knocked Up: The story actually takes place is 2142, but is secretly set in a village where it is 2007.
American Pie: They all suffer from erectile dysfunction
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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2008, 07:41:45 PM »
Quote from: Aizen on June 15, 2008, 06:28:35 PM
No Country For Old Men: Chigurh never existed, Tommy Lee Jones was just a crazy killer

That actually wouldn't be a bad twist.
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2008, 07:59:36 PM »
Quote from: The Water vs. The Anchor on June 15, 2008, 07:41:45 PM
Quote from: Aizen on June 15, 2008, 06:28:35 PM
No Country For Old Men: Chigurh never existed, Tommy Lee Jones was just a crazy killer

That actually wouldn't be a bad twist.

That would be a terrible twist that would destroy the film.
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