Students: What courses are you taking this year?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Writing, Speech, Honors Philosophy, Political Science, & now Algebra.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I'm in high school (senior!) but:

Fall semester:

Physics
Statistics
English IV
Sociology/Internship

Spring semester:

Phys. Ed/some Home Ec. bull
Sage (silly name for a gifted ed. class)
Wood Tech./Vietnam War
AP US Gov.

4 classes at a time, the slashes represent 9-week classes (each semester is 18 weeks)

Dude, Physical Education, Wood Shop, and Home Econonics are probably your most useful classes.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

You have some spelling errors here, I'll try to help you out.

Physics
AP Government and Politics
AP Psychology
Honours Honors English
Algebra II
Honours Honors US History
Journalism
Study Hall
Lunch
Gym

Also, you seem to have forgotten that lunch is in the middle of the day.

And as for you, Snowbro....

Dude, Physical Education, Wood Shop, and Home Econonics are probably your most useful classes.

I'd say Statistics is my most important, though so far it's ungodly easy. Wood shop may be the most important in that it will lead to multiple amputations.

*Sigh*, the war on useful classes continues. Obviously some people would have to lose limbs so the rest of you could learn from their mistakes. To paraphrase and/or quote the character "Raffi" from "The League", "If you're doing your job right [teaching swimming lessons], only the strong will survive."

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Senior year of High School:

AP American Government
AP Calculus BC
Physics
English Literature
Drama
English
Journalism
Hockey

Finally someone with a near-even balance of useful & useless classes!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

The idiotic notion that woodshop is one of the most useful things you will learn in school, which could only be thought up by a brain severely damaged by testosterone poisoning, is a prefect representation of the why women are doing so much better in education than men nowadays.

Again, in education that doesn't matter. Ideally, no one would need college since they're too busy being carpenters, hunters, and lumberjacks. But then, big bad "education" just came and destroyed peace and happiness for all involved.

I'm in high school (senior!) but:

Fall semester:

Physics
Statistics
English IV
Sociology/Internship

Spring semester:

Phys. Ed/some Home Ec. bull
Sage (silly name for a gifted ed. class)
Wood Tech./Vietnam War
AP US Gov.

4 classes at a time, the slashes represent 9-week classes (each semester is 18 weeks)

Dude, Physical Education Weights, Wood Shop, and Home Econonics are probably your most useful classes.

Snowstalker needs this small fix for a successful Junior Teamster career.

Yes, thank you seatown for the much needed correction.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

by the time human beings had invented carpentry things were already going to sh1t

True, after all, no reason to fashion things from wood while in Paradise. Luckily, Christ merged carpentry & all things Holy back in the early A.D.'s, so things were okay. Then, of course, some idiot invents "education" and we're right outside Eden again. If only people could learn.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

The idiotic notion that woodshop is one of the most useful things you will learn in school, which could only be thought up by a brain severely damaged by testosterone poisoning, is a prefect representation of the why women are doing so much better in education than men nowadays.

Again, in education that doesn't matter. Ideally, no one would need college since they're too busy being carpenters, hunters, and lumberjacks. But then, big bad "education" just came and destroyed peace and happiness for all involved.

Oh God you're such a reactionary...

How so? I thought my views were shared by a number of so-called "youths" that want a return to a simpler, less corporate- and institution- dominated way of life where nature and tradition are preserved.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Is there anyone left on this damned forum not committed to destroying our current way of life & instituting some random crap in its place.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I don't necessarily believe that all education in manual activities in school is worthless. Learning how to roll a joint, for example, is definitely one of the most important things you will learn in college (if you haven't already picked that up in HS, which I didn't because HS drj was a total loser).

Is there anyone left on this damned forum not committed to destroying our current way of life & instituting some random crap in its place.

anyone who doesn't realize that the way things are now sucks is even more f**ked in the head than I am, and that's saying something.

I would assume one who apparently despises working as much as you would utilize labor-saving devices such as bowls or pipes.