It's a nice theory, except none of the things you mention has actually happened. But I've already noticed that facts don't bother you much.
Really, there haven't been color revolutions followed by NATO admission for former Soviet bloc nations?Not in Ukraine so far or in the foreseeable future.
And regardless it's not like joining the NATO makes a country a US satellite. Or would you argue that Germany and the UK are satellites too?
...wait a minute, actually you're probably deluded enough to argue just that.