Temporary Headquarters of the Labor Party (Leadership election)

[Kingpoleon]

I hereby submit the following Amicus Brief:

The labor party should dissolve immediately.

In filing this brief, you have implicitly endorsed and acknowledged the legitimacy of the Labor Party as the official organ for the political left. I'm afraid this makes you a socialist by association.

As the original creator of the Socialist by Association status, I get to make the rules. And the rules never concerned Atlasian Participation, therefore I am not a Socialist by Association.

As the chairman of the Socialist Via Association Now Campaign, I officially declare you a socialist because you live in a state that voted for Sanders, with three of its Democratic Representatives supporting Sanders.

[Kingpoleon]

The fact that the acting chair is now writing nonsense poems is even more reason to dissolve the labor party.

Someone's jealous that they can't rhyme poems.