Falconomics

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And I propose a tax on frivolous tax reform proposals.  By charging USD$1,000,000,000 everytime one chooses to publicize a tax reform idea without doing numbers first, we'd be able to eliminate much of US budget deficit )

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How about if we only offer proposals which increase taxes, ag.  No real need to 'do the numbers' in that case.

Actually, in that case I would insist doing the number thrice

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Now if we need to raise the flat tax rate ...

If Your Imperial Majesty so order...

[ag]

And I propose a tax on frivolous tax reform proposals.  By charging USD$1,000,000,000 everytime one chooses to publicize a tax reform idea without doing numbers first, we'd be able to eliminate much of US budget deficit )

You are a fan of the guillotine, eh?

For certain types of crime, yes )