Atlasian Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists - So what now?

[Pheurton Skeurto]

So I'm thinking about creating a new party. Kind of a joke, but sort of serious. I'm getting bored with watching the Liberal, Labour and Whig parties control everything and being an Independent isn't as fun. So after looking through some of the notes I took in school regarding the Boxer Rebellion in China, I've decided to form the Atlasian Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists.

So what's gonna be the goal of this party?

Well, just to be an anti-status quo party, I guess. Hints of ironic nationalism, comedic isolationism and satirical libertarianism thrown in. The party will be serious, but not as serious as the other parties. This is kind of a revitalization of the Silly Party of Atlasia, only with a cooler name.

So who's interested?

[k-onmmunist]

meeeeeememememe.

[Donerail]

Didn't you do this earlier with the Brazilian Union To Threaten Horrible Occult Leopard Eaters (BUTTHOLE)?

I'll join.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Didn't you do this earlier with the Brazilian Union To Threaten Horrible Occult Leopard Eaters (BUTTHOLE)?

I'll join.

Well, Homelycooking told me not to waste his time and I wasn't sober when I made that post so

But sweet! To the registration thread!

[Napoleon]

Id like an endorsement.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Id like an endorsement.

There'll be a makeshift convention and endorsement process

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Will you guys be endorsing Senate races too?

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Will you guys be endorsing Senate races too?

Likely

[Donerail]

So our makeshift endorsey-convention (since there's 2 members, probably gonna have to be in a bit smaller place):

[ ] Olney, IL
[ ] Alliance, NE
[ ] Mitchell, SD
[ ] Freeport, ME
[ ] Spring Green, WI
[ ] Margate, NJ
[2] Marfa, TX
[ ] Gold Hill, OR
[ ] Lemmon, SD
[ ] Darwin, MN
[1] Homestead, FL
[ ] Collinsville, IL

[Pheurton Skeurto]

[1] Hell, Michigan
[2] Intercourse, Pennsylvania
[3] Weiner, Arkansas
[4] Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
[5] Odd, WV
[6] North, South Carolina
[7] Cool, California
[8] Chicken, Alaska
[9] Bumble Bee, Arizona
[10] Gay, Michigan
[11] Cumming, Georgia
[12] Kickapoo, Illinois
[13] Ballstown, Indiana
[14] Gas, Kansas
[15] Sandwich, Massachusetts
[16] Licking, Missouri
[17] Colon, Nebraska
[18] Cheesequake, New Jersey
[19] Gayhead, New York
[20] Horneytown, North Carolina
[21] Okay, Oklahoma
[22] Half.com, Oregon
[23] Oral, South Dakota
[24] Disco, Tennessee
[25] Bacon, Texas
[26] Mexican Hat, Utah
[27] Satans Kingdom, Utah
[28] Threeway, Virginia
[29] Walla Walla, Washington
[30] Emo, Ireland

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Screw this, as party founder, I declare that the convention will be held at Screams Ice Cream Parlor in Hell, Michigan on June 17th. One day. Everyone's invited, have some ice cream and buy some t-shirts.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Wiki: https://uselectionatlas.org/AFEWIKI/index.php/Atlasian_Society_of_Righteous_and_Harmonious_Fists

[Napoleon]

Lol

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Lol

Same

[Donerail]

We need to start creating a platform!

[Napoleon]

Lol

Same

You should have included Weed, California.

[Adam Griffin]

Hints of ironic nationalism, comedic isolationism and satirical libertarianism thrown in.

What about cynical socialism and bathroom banana republicanism? Ha, bananas in bathrooms...

[Pheurton Skeurto]

We need to start creating a platform!

This is true!

What about cynical socialism

Cynicism isn't cool

[Adam Griffin]

What about cynical socialism

Cynicism isn't cool

Fine. Jaded jingoism then?

[Pheurton Skeurto]

What about cynical socialism

Cynicism isn't cool

Fine. Jaded jingoism then?

[Donerail]

We need to start creating a platform!

This is true!

Planks:

Anti-totalitarianism
Anti-slavery
Anti-establishment
Liberty/Freedom/Equality/Justice/Apple Pie/Babies/Etc
Critical thinking
Establishment of Leipism as the officially established religious institution of Atlasia

[Pheurton Skeurto]

We need to start creating a platform!

This is true!

Planks:

Anti-totalitarianism
Anti-slavery
Anti-establishment
Liberty/Freedom/Equality/Justice/Apple Pie/Babies/Etc
Critical thinking

And the belief that Dave Leip is the supreme ruler of the universe.

[Donerail]

We need to start creating a platform!

This is true!

Planks:

Anti-totalitarianism
Anti-slavery
Anti-establishment
Liberty/Freedom/Equality/Justice/Apple Pie/Babies/Etc
Critical thinking

And the belief that Dave Leip is the supreme ruler of the universe.

Leipism added to platform.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Atlasian Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists - Official Platform
June 16th 2012

- We reject the ideas of totalitarianism, regionalism, fascism, nazism, Stalinism, Leninism, Marxism, Maoism, Democracy, Anarchy, Capitalism, Socialism and any similar ideology.

- We reject the idea of slavery. We believe that whites should not be allowed to own other humans as property. To quote his holiness Chris Farley, "Kill whitey."

- We reject the establishment. However, we also reject antidisestablishmentarianists.

- We embrace the idea of Nationalism and believe Atlasia is the greatest country in the world. We believe Atlasia's priorities must come first.

- We embrace open mindedness and equal rights for all. However, we believe those who are not open minded do not deserve rights.

- We embrace the notion that Dave Leip is the supreme rule of the universe.

- All party members shall be required to choose one movie star (living or dead) to be their "spirit leader" The member will be referred to as the name of their spirit leader in formal settings.

Be it resolved,

Chairman 20RP12
Atlasian Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists


Eh?

[Donerail]

Excellent platform! My spirit leader shall be the star of Countdown to Looking Glass, Eugene McCarthy.