Apparently one incident means we have to cancel everything now.
It's almost like they're teaching the kids that actions have consequences, and that they can end up paying the price for the actions of their peers.
Why do the 99.99% of kids who didn't partake in this have to suffer the consequences?
Not very good at math are you?
Can you come up with an exact percentage?
Please return to your bridge.
Alright, I did the math. If one student was responsible for the vandalism then 99.85401459854015% of students would be innocent. My estimate was pretty close.
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.