Alfred 5 Senate: Spiders Spiders Everywhere: I Can't Believe It's Not Simfan
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H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY
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« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2014, 02:34:01 PM »

Woo! *does more LSD* Oh god the spiders are everywhere
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« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2014, 09:35:30 PM »
Can't we all just get along?
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« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2014, 09:42:58 PM »
No
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« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2014, 09:44:46 PM »

Oh, we can get along just fine, SWE Wink.
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« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2014, 09:44:53 PM »
Yes we can.
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« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2014, 09:46:02 PM »

Weren't you supposed to be a touch more left-wing, Barry?
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« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2014, 09:48:58 PM »

Lol, I didn't even realise that. Tongue
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« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2014, 09:54:09 PM »

I try my best (BTW, from now on I'm going to pretend that you're Obama typing in disguise, revealing his true political views that he's been forced to suppress in order to get elected in Illinois).
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« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2014, 09:55:05 PM »
LOL go for it, that sounds hilarious.
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H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY
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« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2014, 10:03:19 PM »
Quote from: Simfan on March 29, 2014, 09:55:05 PM
LOL go for it, that sounds hilarious.

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Seems big on trains and other public transportation,  which is refreshing to see someone else big on. FF.

Trains are awesome. I am trainsgender, as a matter of fact.

Well how about I give my locomotive a whirl in your roundhouse...


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« Reply #35 on: March 30, 2014, 09:25:42 PM »
I won't be able to do anything tomorrow until 6 PM or so, so I'll make whatever speech I have to then.
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« Reply #36 on: March 30, 2014, 10:53:54 PM »

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scrub scrub scrub 'til the Senate's brown!
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« Reply #37 on: March 30, 2014, 10:59:48 PM »
Surely it's maroon?
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« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2014, 11:08:54 PM »

They're both sh**tty colors. I'd have gone with red had it been up to me.
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« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2014, 11:03:52 AM »
I congratulate Mr Alfred F. Jones on his election to the Senate. May he be as a reliable, pragmatic, and open-minded representative of the citizens of Atlasia as he has been before. Best of luck!
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« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2014, 11:04:52 AM »
Thank you, Mr. Simfan. I'd have wished you the same had you won.

No time to do anything important now, but I will be back around 7 PM to give a speech and discuss things and stuff.
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« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2014, 11:33:33 AM »
Congrats Alfred!
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« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2014, 11:34:30 AM »
Congrats Alfred!
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« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2014, 12:14:56 PM »
You have not won Alfred. Deus is the winner.
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« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2014, 02:04:07 PM »
Quote from: Assemblyman JCL on March 31, 2014, 12:14:56 PM
You have not won Alfred. Deus is the winner.
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« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2014, 05:08:51 PM »
Alfred, it appears that you have emerged victorious. Good luck in the Senate, and may Dave grant you the wisdom and strength to defend as best you can the rights of all.
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« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2014, 06:00:11 PM »
Congratulations to Deus and Simfan, and to a lesser extent Poirot and JCL, for hard-fought, well-run campaigns. Throughout the race I didn't think this victory possible, but I'm proud to say that the good people of Atlasia prevailed in this fight, defending the common man, woman, child, and other from the forces of right-wing plutocracy and libertarianism. I couldn't thank you more and I'm still having trouble accepting all this into my head, so I'll probably write more later. I'd like to thank my beautiful husband, Flo Rida, the three identical clones of me that I raise as my children, my slightly less beautiful party chairman, Adam Griffin, everyone who supported me in any way, Walt Whitman, and this goat which I will now sacrifice to the demon gods I worship. *slowly tears out and eats the heart of a goat*. I hope to keep fighting the good fight in the Senate and wherever the Northeastern winds take me.

Thank you, and Dave bless you all. Worship the demon gods!
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« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2014, 06:00:33 PM »
Do I swear in now?
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« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2014, 06:08:05 PM »
Many congratulations on your win.
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« Reply #49 on: March 31, 2014, 06:09:40 PM »

Many thanks, Mr. President.
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