**BREAKING NEWS** from the DNN (Dixie News Network) Senate Candidate Unfit?

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This is Tony Snow with a special report. We have received this shocking transcript from Senatorial Candidate Richard Nixon to a forum member via IM. Some of the phrases are shocking so we apologize. We have edited the content and the persons name for their safety.
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dicknixonstheone: If you interfear with my Senate campaign there is a bullet with your name on it
********: you realize that your mental instability will be an issue in this campaign?
dicknixonstheone: No
dicknixonstheone: No one knows about it
dicknixonstheone: You are the one with problems you filthy liberal
*********: you have threatened people in the chat
*********: thats public
dicknixonstheone: No it's not b*tch
dicknixonstheone: BTW your sister was good
*********: that would be a lot more convincing if i actually had a sister
dicknixonstheone: Oh it must have been your mom
dicknixonstheone: She dresses like a slutty kid anyway
*********:  go ahead, keep giving me material
dicknixonstheone: I'm sick of your liberal sh*t
dicknixonstheone: You want to let f*gs marry
*********: actually, i dont, but what does that have to do with anything
dicknixonstheone: Listen
dicknixonstheone: I just want to be elected to the senate
dicknixonstheone: so I can take over the forum
dicknixonstheone: Just leave me alone
*********: dicknixonstheone: Watch it man
dicknixonstheone: there is a contract out on your a**
dicknixonstheone: But first you are going to get f**ked
dicknixonstheone: by a man
dicknixonstheone: and you will like it
dicknixonstheone: Why aren't you answering me?
dicknixonstheone: I thought we were friends
dicknixonstheone: F
dicknixonstheone: *
dicknixonstheone: *
dicknixonstheone: K
dicknixonstheone:  
dicknixonstheone: Y
dicknixonstheone: O
dicknixonstheone: U

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Tony Snow : Shocking News...This has been a DNN Alert

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I retort, you deride.

[PBrunsel]

Oh my. This man is running for Senate.

[Nation]

He is not very well-balanced in the head, methinks.

I wouldn't claim your support to Nixon for his Senate run just yet. . .

[KEmperor]

Quite shocking news....

[PBrunsel]

I wouldn't claim your support to Nixon for his Senate run just yet. . .

I havn't supported him, and I will not. After reading this he will only besmirched the honor of the capitol where men like Lincoln and Hoover once walked.

[??????????]

***ReReading transcript. The scary thing is he says he wants to "take over the forum". Shocking.

[Hermit]

He sounds kinda like the real Nixon!

[Akno21]

If he was joking, thats a really crummy joke.

[??????????]

Bump. This is a major scandal and shall remain on the front page for days to come.

[Nation]

Just look at the "Individual Politics" page in the Texasgurl thread -- the guy's turned into a first-class troll. He is in no way fit to ever hold public office.

[??????????]

bump. This is to funny.

[King]

*yawn*

[qwerty]

Would you just let this go, States?

[Keystone Phil]

I think events such as this one introduced me to Atlas politics as a candidate. I started off as Mike's campaign manager and things seemed to be going great. Then all of this. I wasn't happy so I decided to do something: declare my candidacy. Soon after, Mike dropped out, I was the AFRNC nominee and just barely lost. It just seems so long ago...

[KEmperor]

Ah, memories.