Make up a map between you and the preceding poster.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

You're supposed to lose...

Anyway, Sen. Alfred F. Jones manages to subdue those pesky little Democratic opponents with his rather angry populist rhetoric, but more moderate Republican President big bad fab wins the day with a little help from the Christian right.

President big bad fab (R-LA) - 278 EVs
Senator Alfred F. Jones (D-NY) - 260 EVs

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

The Republicans decide to run Sarah Palin, and are quickly eclipsed by SJoyceFla, the Libertarian candidate, who faces off against Democratic Senator Alfred F. Jones. He narrowly ekes out a win in the Electoral College, despite losing the popular vote: Palin drains support from him in a 1912-esque fashion and almost wins the Deep South.

Senator SJoyceFla (I-FL): 273 EVs, 43% of the popular vote
Senator Alfred F. Jones (D-NY): 265 EVs, 51% of the popular vote
Fmr. Governor Sarah Palin (R-AK): 0 EVs, 8% of the popular vote

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Thanks for the win, Mr. Senator, but you were supposed to be facing realisticidealist.

*skip*

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Governor 20RP12 (R-WV) - 311 EVs, 52% of the popular vote
Senator Alfred F. Jones (D-NY) - 227 EVs, 47% of the popular vote

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Rhodie: 327 EVs
Me: 211 EVs