Hahaha! Oh man... I almost fell outta of my chair with your comedic relief! As for the rest of your illusory rhetoric... par for the course for the rogue ON NDP Jehovah's Witness sect. Sigh.
Damn DL's going to need aloe for that sick burn.
Curious about one thing: You're continuously saying that the BC Con vote will migrate entirely to the Libs, based on like one riding. I don't really see how you can generalize this to the province at large. They could easily vote for a) no one b) another fringe party or even the NDP! The type of 1-1 voter transfer you're talking about almost never happens (well maybe in your one cherry picked example, but not province-wide!)