Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch

[Lief 🗽]

holy crap joe, that's amazing

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

10/10 would play

[Sopranos Republican]

It's beautiful, Joe. Absolutely glorious. Just the kind of game Our Lord and Savior would want us playing during our times when we're fellowshippin hardcore at Men's game night.

[Joe Biden 2020]

That is cool, Joe!  Good job!

[Joe Biden 2020]

I made it to work on this cloudy Monday morning.  I left early to avoid the heart of rush hour traffic and to make sure I'm waiting on them, not the other way around.  I'm ready for Day 1.  I'll post later this evening how the first day went.  Have a good day Update fan bullies!

[angus]

Man, you really were bored today.  Excellent work, though.

One of the playing pieces should be 1/32 of a Cherokee.  Maybe just the moccasins.

[Smash255]

Joe, that post might be the best post in the entire History of Update

[King]

Some Trust Jesus card ideas

-Sister-in-law is blasting you on Facebook, pay $10 on all bills and $15 on all credit cards you own to show her!

-Diabetes test comes back negative! Advance to Braum's. If unowned, you may buy it. If owned, pay owner for two dinners.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

-J.J. hasn't eaten in days!  Advance to Wal-Mart and pay $10.

[King]

One change to the board IMO: ONG should be replaced as a utility with MetroTech given the function of the utilities in the game. Indian Health Service definitely fits, though.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good afternoon, guys.  The lunch hour is about over, but wanted to pop in and say the day is going by very well.  I'm currently training on Microsoft Visio which will take me the rest of the day.  I'll get off here 1700 and head to Grandma's for taco salad.

[memphis]

Good afternoon, guys.  The lunch hour is about over, but wanted to pop in and say the day is going by very well.  I'm currently training on Microsoft Visio which will take me the rest of the day.  I'll get off here 1700 and head to Grandma's for taco salad.

I thought you didn't like salad.

[Kushahontas]

Good afternoon, guys.  The lunch hour is about over, but wanted to pop in and say the day is going by very well.  I'm currently training on Microsoft Visio which will take me the rest of the day.  I'll get off here 1700 and head to Grandma's for taco salad.

I thought you didn't like salad.

One thing I've learned about Taco Salad is that the second word can be very misleading...

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Good afternoon, guys.  The lunch hour is about over, but wanted to pop in and say the day is going by very well.  I'm currently training on Microsoft Visio which will take me the rest of the day.  I'll get off here 1700 and head to Grandma's for taco salad.

I thought you didn't like salad.

It's just the normal Bushie taco ingredients sans flour tortilla and instead mashed up into a bowl with tortilla CHIPS.  It's really quite good, and if done correctly can cover all your food groups for a meal. 

Bushie, will you be adding corn and/or tomato to the taco salad? 

[WalterMitty]

bushie please post your pre-work morning schedule.

[King]

Bushie family taco salad IIRC is a disgusting slop of beans, beef, ranch dressing (!), corn, and cheese in a tostada bowl that no human being should enjoy.

[Bacon King]

Bushie family taco salad IIRC is a disgusting slop of beans, beef, ranch dressing (!), corn, and cheese in a tostada bowl that no human being should enjoy.

don't forget the "taco sauce"!

[Morning in Atlas]

Holy Christ, that's even better than my Bitches Don't Know Bout My Christmas picture.

Bravo, Joe.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Bushie family taco salad IIRC is a disgusting slop of beans, beef, ranch dressing (!), corn, and cheese in a tostada bowl that no human being should enjoy.

Ranch?!  Good lord. 

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Is there lettuce on a taco salad? IIRC, Bushie doesn't like lettuce with dressing and thus doesn't like salad.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Is there lettuce on a taco salad? IIRC, Bushie doesn't like lettuce with dressing and thus doesn't like salad.

He gets a pass for that as lettuce has almost nothing in it. 

I doubt he's tried that mango, yet.  It perturbs me that suggest a tasty and healthful fruit for lunch ad he probably packed Lunchables or something today.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Is there lettuce on a taco salad? IIRC, Bushie doesn't like lettuce with dressing and thus doesn't like salad.

He gets a pass for that as lettuce has almost nothing in it. 

I doubt he's tried that mango, yet.  It perturbs me that suggest a tasty and healthful fruit for lunch ad he probably packed Lunchables or something today.

Lettuce is fibrous material and water.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Is there lettuce on a taco salad? IIRC, Bushie doesn't like lettuce with dressing and thus doesn't like salad.

He gets a pass for that as lettuce has almost nothing in it. 

I doubt he's tried that mango, yet.  It perturbs me that suggest a tasty and healthful fruit for lunch ad he probably packed Lunchables or something today.

Lettuce is fibrous material and water.

Yea... a little bit of fiber.  Not much more.  He could get that fiber and some vitamins in more tasty vegetables.

[King]

Dark lettuces have nutrients but Bushie wouldn't dare try them.

[Lief 🗽]

Bushie said once that refuses to even try spinach. I think it was in one of the deleted Update seasons.