Update Season IX - "CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD"

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

The popular long term outlook keeps Bushie in Oklahoma through 2020.

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I hope we get pictures!

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If I were to ever get to meet Bushie, I would take loads of Instagram pics! Maybe one day when I visit Oklahoma...

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I just wanted pics from last night.

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Photobucket?! Just put some on Facebook. It's not that hard. Stop teasing us!

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It's taken forever to sell that damn house! Hopefully you can use the proceeds to pay off your parents and some of your debt!

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Memphis, we had this argument before. Bushie argues with stated facts and laws so it didn't deter him. He knows best. We know nothing.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Memphis, we had this argument before. Bushie argues with stated facts and laws so it didn't deter him. He knows best. We know nothing.

The problem I see isn't so much in your arguments, but that you (talking to the forum at large, not you exclusively) seem to use too many "one size fits all" answers.  Many things happen different ways for different people.  There are very few cookie cutter arguments in the world.  Maybe I don't use enough cookie cutter arguments, but I know just as every human is different that every situation is different.  No two situations, no matter how similar, are exactly the same.

The law doesn't twist for certain people (see Kenya). It is a cookie cutter type deal. They don't make exceptions (unless you're a female).

As for your house, this short sale will not be better than a foreclosure. If that's what you need to tell yourself in order to feel better, so be it, but don't expect it to fool us, silly boy.

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Cheddarland was the name of the restaurant? What on earth?

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I just wish you would listen to us, Bushie. No one wants to hear all of this bad news, but it will keep coming so long as you keep "treating" yourself like you did last night.

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It's not about your weight or your calories, it's about WHAT you are eating. You can eat 800 calories in a day, but if that 800 is cake and ice cream, guess what? You're still hurting yourself. That's what you don't seem to understand, and I don't think you ever will.

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Dude, I'm pretty hammered right now but you all need to stop eating pizza and burgers all the g*ddamn time. You have these chronic diseases and yet it's like you have no idea how to handle them. If you don't figure it out, I, yes, I will make a trip to the godforsaken midwest to teach you how to eat properly. The only thing worse than an alive Bushie is a dead Bushie, even though your family dead would be lighter on our collective wallets. #businesssense #justsaying #realtalk

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You cost me so much money with your reckless lifestyle. I hate losing money. Get it together. Diabetes isn't a laughing joke.

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Opebo is right. They can't change. They won't. They'll shoot up on insulin, pig out on cake and act like nothing has changed.

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Thats what I mean. He won't change. He doesn't want to change. His whole family doesn't want to change. They literally eat crap every day of the year and hardly want to change. No wonder they all have diabetes.

They don't know how and lack the intellectual curiosity to change. It's sad that he has resigned himself to diabetes so he can keep pigging out on chocolate cake and pizza.

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Don't waste your time, Memphis. We've been giving him advice for 4 years that he's ignored.

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Fruit isn't good for a diabetic. Those you listed have some of the most sugar of any fruit out there. My grandma was diabetic and the doctor told her to eat little fruit. It's like you're doing all you can to worsen diabetes. good god man.

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Don't waste your time, Memphis. We've been giving him advice for 4 years that he's ignored.

Maybe it hasn't been structured in a way that was helpful to him. I want to try a different approach.

Maybe, but these people all have diabetes and they're just laughing about it and having meetings to decide whether they want to change their diet from pizza and burgers and cake to something else. Good luck getting through to them. They don't use their brains at all.

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I think what Inks means is this is the reason why our healthcare is so expensive - people like Bushie's family living recklessly and not caring when they get sick because they have insurance to cover it. I mean, they have diabetes and they are not sure whether to even consider changing their diet.

This "talk" of changing their habits has been doing on for years now.

And no, Inks doesn't want you to die, Bushie, but you will be dead soon if you continue to live as you are living. You and your parents both. A diet that doesn't consist of burgers, pizza, pot roast and cake isn't a diet that means you will shrivel up and die. Knock it off already. This is why we know you won't change. You'll just leech off the government teet for survival.

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How soon will bushie have diabetes? 2 years? He already said he was getting close. We know their diets won't change so all this talk of it changing is wasting our time.

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Yep. The problem is they treat healthy food as a punishment. They don't think it's possible to enjoy a salad or a good piece of fish. Enjoyment can only be found in a McDonald's burger or a pizza. I actually feel worse when I eat those things.

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No one is saying never have a junk food meal. Just don't have it once a week or every day like you do. Try eating salad or something, anything, that's green. Try eating grilled chicken or fish instead. It seems like all your mom knows how to cook is pot roast, enchilada casserole, pizza, burgers, and fish sticks, and that's all you eat when you eat out too.

I eat healthy most of the time, but I still eat pizza sometimes and a burger. Usually once a month. It's about moderation and you haven't shown any ever.

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As far as the pot roast.  It's southern cooking.  It's how we were raised.  We are from the SOUTH.  Nothing wrong with the cuisine of the south.

I will throw in one caveat, though.  Most of my family's food is not fried.

Lol bro, I live in the south. You live in the midwest. Don't lecture me on what is and is not southern.

But yes, it's childish not to like salad or anything healthy. I think of little kids when I read your posts about eating, whining about not being able to enjoy their weekend because you can't have pizza every night and burgers for lunch before.

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No one eats salad without dressing. Olive oil and lemon or vinegar is the way to go. That isn't unhealthy for you at all.

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Olive oil and lemon or vinegar is all you need. Do Oklahomans even know what olive oil is?