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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
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« on: May 23, 2014, 04:35:47 PM »

Damn, I can't read it and I would find it distasteful to add him just to read this. Can someone inform me via PM?
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ChairmanSanchez
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2014, 04:11:45 PM »

He's basically stuck in Tulsa now for no apparent reason.
Stuck inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues again!
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2014, 02:18:16 PM »
« Edited: June 05, 2014, 02:21:02 PM by ChairmanSanchez »

I am so honored that my Bob Dylan reference is now the thread title.
He's basically stuck in Tulsa now for no apparent reason.
Stuck inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues again!

No, literally, this is the best thing that has happened to me in the last few weeks. A Sanchez update would be in the works if anyone else was interested in my boredom.
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ChairmanSanchez
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2014, 11:37:30 PM »
« Edited: June 09, 2014, 11:39:49 PM by ChairmanSanchez »

Not my best work, but I tried.

Oh, the CADDman draws circles
Up and down the block
I'd ask him what the matter was
But I know that he’s gonna talk
And the ladies treat him kindly
And he wears a Dixiecrat cape
But deep inside my heart
I know he can’t escape
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
 
Well the Duke he's in the alley
With his fancy shoes and his bells
Speaking to some French girl
Who says she knows Bushie well
And I would send a personal message
To find out if she's talked
But the Kenya money has been stolen
And the apartment is locked
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
 
Inks tried to tell him
To not open another credit line
He said that all the finance men
Just drink up your blood like wine
And Bushie said "Oh I didn't know that
But then again there's only one I've met
And he just smoked my eyelids
And punched my cigarette"
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.

JJ died last week
And now he's buried in the rocks
But no one really talks about
How badly they were shocked
But Simfan, he expected it to happen
He knew he'd lost control
When Mondale made an account on Facebook
And published all of Bushie's story's holes
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
 
Now the JMCFSTs came down here
Showing ev'ryone their guns
Handing Angus a free ticket
To the wedding of his son
And Simfan, he nearly get busted
While Bushie reads the Sermon on the Mount
To get caught without a ticket
And be discovered behind a Facebook account
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
 
Now the preacher looked so baffled
When Bushie asked him why he dressed
With twenty pounds of body fat
Missing from his chest
But he cursed him when the Kenya thing fell through
Then Mondale whispered, "you can’t hide
You see, you're just like me
I hope you're satisfied"
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.

Now Russ Powers Oklahoma gave him two cures
Then he said, "Jump right in"
The one was Computer Aided Draft and Design
The other was just pickle brine
Bushie didn’t mix them
It didn’t strangle up his mind
And now, Mondale’s act gets uglier
And he threw away the picke brine
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
 
When Allison says come see her
In her honky-tonk lagoon
Where Bushie can watch her waltz for free
'Neath her prairie moon
And Inks says, "Aw come on now
Is this really your typical Saturday night haunt?
And Bushie says, "You just don’t know what I need
But I know what I want"
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
 
Now the bricks fly on Facebook
Where the Mondale the madmen climbs
They all fall there so perfectly
It all seems so well timed
And here Bushie sit so patiently
Waiting to find out what price
He hasn’t realized you  gotta pay to get out of
Going through all these things twice
Oh, Mama, is this really the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
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ChairmanSanchez
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2014, 04:43:57 PM »

Bushie, why don't you respond to what Adam said?

After I posted this morning, I told myself no Update at all today, even responding to criticism.

Yet you're still posting in the thread...

But, I'm not providing updates.  I did not say I would not post in the thread, just that I won't provide an update.

Which is fine, since you're trolling elsewhere.

Meh, just talking politics.

I meant on you FB

Oh, ha, just updating my concerned friends on how I'm doing.  It could be seen as trolling, I guess, but it's an honest assessment of how I'm doing today.

Back to your earlier question, I have never been diagnosed or seen for sleep apnea, though I do have that on the list to discuss with him at my next appointment in late September.  I sleep decently at night, but I am still quite groggy during the day.
Isn't this post sort of an update? Tongue.
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Atlas Has Shrugged
ChairmanSanchez
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2014, 07:45:41 PM »

I have drank entire 2 liters of soda in one sitting, so I will withold judgement Tongue.
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