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Question: Well do you?
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Yes, he is lord of all.		  
#2
Yes, he is lord of all pasta.		  
#3
No		  
#4
This is sacreligious! You're going to hell sinners!		  
#5
I'm a humor nazi, go kill yourself.		  
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« on: July 30, 2009, 12:40:54 AM »
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

He is lord of all.
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 01:52:26 AM »
God hates uncyclopedia.
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2009, 01:57:09 AM »
     He is the lord of all pasta. I, however, am the lord of him. Cool
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2009, 01:58:37 AM »

Fuck yo god man!

But in all seriousness, encyclopediadramatica is so much funnier. I heard about this from someone and had to put it up though.
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2009, 02:05:15 AM »
Quote from: Mechman on July 30, 2009, 01:58:37 AM

Fuck yo god man!

But in all seriousness, encyclopediadramatica is so much funnier. I heard about this from someone and had to put it up though.

     True enough man. Keep representing!
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2009, 07:24:47 AM »
Unicorns, dragons, gnomes and the flying spaghetti monster don't exist.
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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 08:25:41 AM »
He promises his believers with a beer volcano and a stripper factory in heaven. May he reign forever! Ramen.
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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2009, 01:21:25 PM »
Quote from: Bionste Corriuce on July 30, 2009, 07:24:47 AM
Unicorns, dragons, gnomes and the flying spaghetti monster don't exist.

Yes, they do! The first three exist, at least.
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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2009, 03:11:02 PM »
Of course not.  Spaghetti doesn't fly, it grows on trees.
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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2009, 03:23:50 PM »
Quote from: Lime Green Ernest on July 30, 2009, 03:11:02 PM
Of course not.  Spaghetti doesn't fly, it grows on trees.

YOU DARE QUESTION HIS EXISTENCE!?
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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2009, 06:17:43 AM »
Quote from: Wyatt Chеsney on July 30, 2009, 01:21:25 PM
Quote from: Bionste Corriuce on July 30, 2009, 07:24:47 AM
Unicorns, dragons, gnomes and the flying spaghetti monster don't exist.

Yes, they do! The first three exist, at least.

Stop watching telesur. And take distance with Disney.

At least we would agree on the last one.
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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2009, 08:15:55 AM »
We have all been touched by his noodly appendage.
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« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2009, 08:37:41 AM »
Quote from: Ringorules on July 31, 2009, 08:15:55 AM
We have all been touched by his noodly appendage.

True. I still have nightmares.
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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2009, 12:23:23 PM »
Option 2 (normal)
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