More serious answer:
I don't think it is true that economists need to be right wing. There are economists on the left of the mainstream economics (marxist, post-keynesian economists) and also economists on the right of the mainstream economics (Austrian).
Most of them aren't; you can do macro and be left-wing without being a wingbat.
There is more to economics than macro.
Tobin's not a New Keynesian. Stiglitz's work isn't strictly macro. Krugman's macro research is still mostly focused on trade, apart from his interest in liquidity traps.
The problem is that this post is all over place. There are many ways that economists contribute to policy that goes beyond the "muh fiscal policy" angle, whether it's labour, antitrust, education, monetary policy or insurance. There's plenty of government in the U.S. already, and what gets talked about less is tweaking state intervention already in place - until it seriously threatens some group's interests. You would do better to think outside this cycle.