I'd be like Rick Santorum; far right socially and somewhat moderate economically. Now that's a terrifying thought.
Huh. I always thought you and Clark Kent were ideological counterparts. Flipped across the spectrum completely, you'd be somewhat like Santander.
To answer the question, I suppose I'd be a centrist Trump supporter, although I don't know what the opposite of my "free and fair trade" ideology is. Slightly pro-life, anti-SSM, and neoliberal/authoritarian tendencies on guns would make me a good match for Trump. I'd probably consider supporting the Constitution nominee.
Either that drastic change, or I'd be basically the exact opposite type of centrist I am and undecided between supporting Hillary and Johnson.