In fairness, the type of girl that I am most attracted to is the (wealthier) Southern belle look either with brown or blonde hair, and they certainly lean Republican! So, it is actually my experience that Republican girls are far hotter.
You're a virgin right?
IIRC, he once claimed (admitted? That's probably the more useful word here) that he was 300+ lbs, so the answer is pretty obvious.
That's pretty mean and the answer isn't obvious just because of his supposed weight (nor do I care what the answer is, since that's his personal business, not ours).